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  • Retire in Minecraft SMP

    Retire in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 3565
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 464
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

    But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2174
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 375 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBabysitNoCraft

    NoBabysitNoCraft
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 4641
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

    We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

    Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3198
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 5951
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magic Items Found: 6736
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1990
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3366
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7257
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Farms Harvested: 1000
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9943
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4672 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    play.paradisenetwork.org

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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 3848
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 373 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 52 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    dolphin.skyes.id:7067

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 560
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Emeralds Found: 2925
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Villages Defended: 16
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2083
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5540
    Towns Built: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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