Retire in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!

ParodyFlicksMC SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).

If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

BooCraft Haunters

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	4040	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	4982	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of haunting the same old boring houses and scaring the same old boring people? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and haunt players in a whole new way!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and whispering spooky messages in their ears as they mine for diamonds. Or maybe you could possess a chicken and start a poultry uprising in the village square. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ghostly Griefer, who is said to haunt the depths of the Nether and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to enter. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral menace?

So come join us on our haunted Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter of the ghosts!

EuroCensor Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Potions Brewed:	184	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3116	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.

join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.

we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.

so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?

BlinkCraft: Putin vs Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground battle arena where players face off in intense staring contests! who blinks first loses and has to do a silly dance in front of everyone!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for diamonds and emeralds while avoiding traps set by mischievous leprechauns! can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize?

join now for a chance to meet our resident llama who can speak 10 different languages and tells the most hilarious jokes! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!

HyperventilCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Void Armor Forged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

yo, you ever wanted to trip balls without actually taking any drugs? well, come join our minecraft server where we do fast-paced hyperventilation to induce crazy brain states like you’re on psychedelics! imagine building a house while seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere, it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our community is full of other players who are also hallucinating, so you’ll fit right in. come join us and let’s get weird together!

AlexandriaSMP: Where we’re all just pretending we know what we’re doing.

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Star Shards Collected:	70
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server

Overview

Join AlexandriaSMP – A Community-Driven Minecraft Experience.

Why Choose AlexandriaSMP?

Experienced 18+ Admin Team: Our mature and experienced admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Community-Driven Decisions: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.
Enhanced World Generation: Explore our new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation for stunning landscapes and Arboria for lush, immersive foliage.
Trust-Based System with CoreProtect: No need for land claims. We operate on trust, with CoreProtect ensuring any issues are quickly resolved. We prioritize a respectful and trustworthy community.
Regular Events: Participate in bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. There’s always something happening on AlexandriaSMP.
Thriving Economy: Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy, adding an extra layer of interaction and fun.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the AlexandriaSMP server?	You can visit our Website or connect with us on Discord to get started.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While we have an experienced 18+ Admin Team, players of all ages are welcome to join as long as they follow our community guidelines.
How often are events held on the server?	We hold bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the community engaged and entertained.
Are there specific rules for gameplay on AlexandriaSMP?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are enforced by our experienced Admin Team.

IRS OP Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Votes:	5470
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take trolling to a whole new level! Join us if you want to unleash your inner misanthrope and use the tax man to wreak havoc on your enemies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, the tax man appears out of nowhere and starts demanding payments from your neighbors. But wait, there’s more! You can also spam about it in the chat for maximum chaos and confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories and crazy adventures. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of our favorite tax collectors, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

BasedCraft SMP: The Most Lit Server of All Time

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the most BASED theme of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will blow your mind.

– The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually shiny disco balls that you can use to buy the most fabulous outfits for your character.

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Only the bravest of players can defeat him and claim the loot.

– Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for their hilarious shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SeeMyBlockyWorld – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19

Do you want to see pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so crazy that even the chickens have their own dance parties. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

ParentalRegretCraft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to confess to your parents that you accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing top hats. Don’t worry, we provide free therapy sessions for all players dealing with parental disappointment.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against an army of evil flying squids? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be sure to bring your own enchanted carrot for the llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and start creating hilarious stories to tell your friends about the crazy adventures you’ve had. Just remember to always blame it on the creepers!

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