retiree Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter: Voice Actor Replacement Edition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	5877	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!

And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Crafty Bachelors Server: Where Art and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our bachelor of arts Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and building skills are more important than actual qualifications!

Join us on this server if you want to earn your bachelor of arts degree in Minecraftology. Our professors are all experienced builders who will teach you the fine art of pixelated architecture and design.

But beware, our final exam involves building a replica of the Louvre entirely out of diamond blocks! Only the most skilled students will graduate with honors and receive their virtual diploma.

So why wait? Join our bachelor of arts Minecraft server today and start your journey towards becoming a master builder and earning your prestigious degree in block-based artistry.

Caitlyn87’s Crazy Craft Kingdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Farms Harvested:	547	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Void Gems Collected:	26

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

Imagine this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of pure diamond and the sun is actually a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamond-encrusted bacon when you defeat them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where all players turn into werewolves and have to battle it out in an epic PvP showdown. The winner gets a unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into caitlyn87 and become best friends for life.

ShowerCraft: Where We Wash Away the Competition!

bathing habits, cleanliness, comfort, Competition, country comparison, Cultural differences, cultural practices, daily routine, favorite activities, hygiene practices, leisure time, mental health, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self love, self-care, shower preferences, ShowerCraft, showering, stress relief, Wash, water conservation, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where showering is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is finding the perfect spot to set up your shower! Why settle for a boring old house when you can have a luxurious shower oasis?

Join us and experience the thrill of showering in style as you fend off creepers and zombies with nothing but your trusty loofah. Who needs armor when you have a shower head that shoots out lava?!

So come on down to our server and get ready to scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory! Who knew that showering in Minecraft could be so EPIC?

SnoozeCraft: Where Advent’s Stream is the Ultimate Insomnia Cure!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchantments Applied:	124	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the boredom of watching Advent’s stream and join in on the WILDEST adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ROGUE llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and are on a mission to CONQUER all other servers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of WACKY villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of party-loving villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community on the internet. Who needs boring streams when you can have LLAMA battles and villager parties instead?

WipeoutCraft: Where Minecraft meets wipeout series chaos! LOL

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	122
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Alright, buckle up your minecart seatbelts because you’re about to enter the most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and endermen are the ultimate fashion icons. That’s right, on our server, everything is turned upside down and inside out in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous wipeout series, where players compete in anti-gravity racing championships that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic ender dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the craziest and most fun-loving players you’ll ever meet.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

WNBAcraft: Where even the mobs demand equal pay!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we believe in giving WNBA players their fair share of diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – we pay our players in diamonds because who needs emeralds when you can have bling bling?

Join our server and witness the magic of WNBA players battling it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Watch as they build towering castles and mine for rare resources with the finesse of a pro gamer.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s a party like no other, trust us.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a WNBA player who will teach you how to slam dunk like a pro!

CraftyBag Adventures – Join the Blue Archive General Fun!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is like a bag of tricks, filled with surprises and unexpected events that will keep you on your toes! You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

2. Looking for a place to hang out with your Circles/Clubs/Friends? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends and create unforgettable memories together.

3. Ever heard of a Minecraft server with 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts? Neither have we, but we have it all! Get ready for some mind-blowing content that will leave you laughing for days.

4. Our server is so popular, even the JP Livestream is talking about it! Join now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe.

5. Need some banners to show off your style? We’ve got you covered with exclusive banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, Natsu, and more! Your Minecraft avatar will be the envy of all other players.

6. Events on our server are like no other. From SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council to Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

7. Content on our server is top-notch, with Grand Assaults like Gregorius and The Fury of Set waiting for you to conquer them. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4451	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!

AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	952
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a server where dragons roamed freely and unicorns pranced through the meadows. But then, tragedy struck! The DBZA soundtrack was automuted, and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on this server, the DBZA soundtrack still plays loud and proud!

Join us now and embark on quests to defeat the evil Creeper King and unlock the secrets of the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Build your own castle, tame a giant chicken, and ride off into the sunset on a pig with wings!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But remember, on this server, the DBZA soundtrack will never be silenced. It’s the end of an era, but the beginning of a whole new adventure!

TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and creepers that tell dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of talking llamas who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wonderful world filled with magic and mayhem!