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Blocky Banter: Voice Actor Replacement Edition

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you ROFL so hard, you’ll forget about all your problems? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent fighting against evil mobs. Rumor has it that once you join, you’ll never want to leave because the fun never stops!

And don’t even get us started on the voice acting! Our server is so epic, even the voice actors are lining up to join. Who needs that other famous voice actor when you can have a parrot narrate your adventures in the most hilarious way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

What is the IP for Here’s Marvin Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, GTA, gta 5, gta 5 mod, gta 6, gta mod, gta modder, gta mods, here’s marvin, Heres, heres jeffy, jeffy, jeffy gta, jeffy sml, marvin, marvin gta, Marvin SML, memes, Minecraft, puppet, Puppets, roblox, roblox funny, roblox funny moments, roblox gameplay, roblox meme, roblox obby, roblox roleplay, Server, skit, sml, superbowserlogan, superluigilogan, supermariologan

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6736	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

🎈 The Imperfectum SMP – Where Everything is Perfectly Imperfect!

armor stand improvements, authentic, BlueMap integration, building, Datapacks, Discord-based application process, downvotes, Events, exploration potential, Farms, gaming experience, Imperfect, Imperfectum, Inclusive Community, Mature, Moderators, Perfectly, player head drops, Redstone, server seed, Skilled, smp, stunning landscapes, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, upvotes, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1862
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	4175

Server Name:	Perfectum SMP
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla
Server Age Requirement:	15+
Application Process:	Strict yet reasonable
Server Features:	Dedicated moderators, selected server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, friendly community, unique datapacks, regular events, BlueMap integration
Links:	Discord Server \| Server Website

FAQs

1. How can I apply to join the server?

Visit our Discord Server or Server Website for application details.

2. What makes Perfectum SMP different from other servers?

Our focus on a mature, skilled player base, unique datapacks, and community involvement set us apart.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, players must be 15 years or older to apply.

4. What kind of events can I expect on the server?

We host both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant.

5. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application.

6. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server maintains a semi-vanilla experience and does not allow mods or cheats that give unfair advantages.

7. Is griefing or trolling allowed on the server?

No, we have a strict policy against griefing, trolling, and any other disruptive behavior.

8. How can I report a player for misconduct?

Contact one of our dedicated moderators on Discord or through our website to report any misconduct.

Blockheads Minecraft Server

Backlash, Blockheads, controversy, cultural criticism, discrimination, historical perspective, History, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority groups, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racial dynamics, racial tensions, racism, Server, Social Issues, social justice movements, societal challenges, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	1963	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of being oppressed for being a white Minecraft player? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things white! From building snow forts to mining for diamonds in the whitest caves you’ve ever seen, this server is the ultimate safe space for all our pale-skinned players. Join us and reclaim your rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world!

SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP

Anon, creepy behavior, creepy roommate, disturbing actions, eerie encounter, hidden intentions, invasion of privacy, late night visit, late night visitor, lurking in the dark, nighttime intruder, secret admirer, SleepyStalkerMinecraftSMP, sneak into room, Stalker, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, unsettling behavior, unwanted presence, unwelcome guest, watch me sleep

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it! And if you happen to stumble upon someone watching you sleep in the game, well, that’s just part of the fun!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t be surprised if you wake up to find a giant pink sheep staring back at you!

CraftyParent Minecraft Server

aita, chore chart, Chores, cleaning service, Communication Issues, CraftyParent, family dynamics, household chores, husband, inaction, Laundry, meal kit service, Minecraft, parenting, Respect, Routine, Server, stay at home parent, Stress Management, temper, trust issues, work-life balance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	988
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	3052
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to survive the madness!

Imagine a world where your house is cluttered with dirty dishes, your table is unusable because it’s covered in stuff, and your laundry hasn’t been done in 2 weeks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, that’s just a normal day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our stay-at-home dad NPCs are so realistic, they’ll yell at your virtual children for not telling them they need their laundry done. And don’t worry, they’ll always blame someone else for their own shortcomings.

Join now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where communication is futile, excuses are abundant, and laundry day is just a distant dream. Who needs a chore chart when you can have chaos instead? Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

HotelLootHoarder

Angry, Blamed, Boyfriend, CLOSET, cover cost, double check, favorite items, free breakfast, free nights, honest mistake, hotel room, HotelLootHoarder, lost clothes, not paying, replace clothes, scenario, share bag, Support, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7091	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can blame others for your mistakes and get free stuff in return? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of leaving your favorite items in a closet, blaming someone else for it, and getting rewarded with free nights and breakfast in return!

But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just shift the blame and get rewarded for it? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LonelyCraft

acceptance, coping, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, feeling ignored, feeling unloved, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, seeking approval, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of pixels? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never feel unloved again! Join us and become part of a wacky community where everyone cares about you more than your own pet slime.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground parties with creepers and skeletons, and sometimes even the elusive Herobrine shows up to do the Macarena.

So why settle for a boring, lonely existence when you can join our server and be showered with love and attention like a diamond ore in a mine? Come on, don’t be a sad little villager – join us now and let the fun begin!

BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, BritIntCraft, British Intelligence, Corruption, fam, family dynasty, family ties, Government, highest positions, influence, intelligence agencies, leadership, Minecraft, nepotism, nepotistic practices, oligarchy, political appointments, political maneuvering, power, putin, Putins, RELATIVES, russia, Russian politics, Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	1370	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	254	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

Redstone Revolution

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Deterrence, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Doctrine, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Redstone, revolution, russia, security policy, Ukraine, Western role

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	355	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

What is the IP for MrRoflWaffles Minecraft Server?

liberty balls, liberty falls, milo, Minecraft, mr roffle woffles, mr rofl waffles, mr rolf waffles, mrroflwaffles, roffle, roffle waffle, rolf, Server, woffle, zombies

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

MrRoflWaffles, also known as Milo, is a popular content creator in the gaming community with a focus on Call of Duty Zombies. With a dedicated following on YouTube and social media, he is known for his in-depth analysis, Easter egg guides, and entertaining gameplay commentary. Through his informative videos and engaging personality, MrRoflWaffles has established himself as a trusted source for all things related to the world of Zombies, making him a go-to resource for fans of the franchise.