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MINEWARD ⚔️

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Welcome to Mineward

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP	mineward.net

Welcome to Mineward: A Minecraft MMORPG Adventure Like No Other! Embark on an epic journey through the sprawling, handcrafted realm of Mineward, where danger and glory await at every turn. Mineward offers endless ways to carve your legend.

Forge Your Destiny with Unique Gear

Face Custom Bosses That Demand Strategy

Craft, Customize, and Dominate

Quests, Exploration, and Hidden Wonders

Fish for Leviathans—or Die Trying

Join a Thriving Community

Ready to Write Your Legend? Join Mineward today—IP: mineward.net | Discord: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp. Your epic begins now. ⚔️💎🎣

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Mineward?	Simply enter the IP mineward.net in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord server for Mineward?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp.
What makes Mineward different from other Minecraft servers?	Mineward offers a unique MMORPG experience with handcrafted dungeons, custom bosses, unique gear, and a thriving community.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a team?	You can play both solo and in teams. Mineward offers content for all types of players.
Are there regular updates on Mineward?	Yes, Mineward receives regular updates with new zones, bosses, and features to keep the adventure fresh.

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To all you crazy crafters out there, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Because our pigs can fly and our chickens lay golden eggs.
From, CrazySteve

PS: Don’t miss out on our Heart’s Day Eve event where you can battle heart-shaped zombies and collect love potions to enchant your weapons. It’s gonna be lit!

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ExBanMinecraftServer

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Are you tired of drama in your small town friend group? Looking for a server where you can escape the petty squabbles and childish behavior? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride where exes from the past come back to haunt you in the most ridiculous ways possible. Experience the thrill of waking up to messages from ghetto ex-girlfriends threatening you with absurd demands. Who knew being in your 40s could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all – report your enemies for harassment and watch as they spiral into a frenzy of text messages, blaming you for their Facebook ban. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and laugh in the face of drama, join our server today. Because who needs a boring friend group when you can have a virtual world full of outrageous antics and hilarious situations?

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MouseCraftVIP

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Are you tired of being forced into expensive VIP tours at Disney by your family? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the tyranny of overpriced theme parks and join a community of like-minded individuals who value meaningful trips over flashy VIP experiences!
Instead of spending $6000 on a single day at Disney, imagine all the epic adventures you could have on our server for a fraction of the cost. Build your own virtual theme park, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo filled with pixelated animals.

And don’t worry about waiting in line – on our server, there are no queues or impatient family members pressuring you to hurry up. You can take your time to explore, build, and create to your heart’s content without anyone telling you you’re being difficult.

So say goodbye to forced family vacations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us today and start your journey to virtual freedom!

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LonelyCraft SMP: Valentine’s Day Solo

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Omg guys, like, if you’re gonna be all alone on Valentine’s Day, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! We have, like, the most epic parties ever with fireworks and cake and llamas wearing heart sunglasses. And get this, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden disco room where we dance the night away to Creeper remixes.
But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo with baby pandas and parrots that can sing Taylor Swift songs. And our admin once fought off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. It was, like, so epic, you guys.

So, if you wanna spend Valentine’s Day in the most insane and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP now! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in a world made of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air, my dudes!

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MinecrushValentine

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Are you tired of being single in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date anyone you want! That’s right, you can have Steve, the blocky hunk, or even the Ender Dragon as your valentine. Who needs real relationships when you can have pixelated love in the virtual world? Join our server now and find your perfect match!

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CraftyDefense Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, you can fly on a pig and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s like, totally insane, man.
we also have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, diamonds for days, bro. and don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re like, next level scary.

oh, and did i mention that we have our own version of the F-35 jets? yeah, you heard me right. you can fly around in your very own fighter jet and blow stuff up. it’s like, so epic.

so, like, if you want to join the coolest Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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UkrainianDroneStrikeCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like the one between russia and ukraine but with more explosions and chaos!! our server is so lit that even the biggest steel mills are getting targeted by massive drone strikes, that’s how intense it is here!! join us now and be part of the action, who needs real life drama when you can have all the craziness in minecraft?! come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast!!

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Thankful Miners United

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join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance to dubstep music all day long. we have a secret hidden treasure that only the most skilled players can find, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you join now, you will get a pet zombie that does the moonwalk every time you feed it rotten flesh. our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic castle made out of diamond blocks and rainbow sheep. so come on, join us and thank us in advance for the best minecraft experience of your life.

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lol u ever play on a minecraft server where the mobs are actually brain surgeons? well, u just found it! come join us on this epic server where the zombies will diagnose ur flu symptoms and the creepers will give u a neurologic exam.
if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.

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