Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because logging in from Facebook/Google is so last season. Plus, we have a Beginner’s FAQ that’s so helpful, it’ll make you say “Enderman who?”
But wait, there’s more! We have translated story and lore material that will make you question if you’re in the Nether or the Overworld. And don’t even get us started on our news and events – we’ve got more going on than a zombie siege during a blood moon.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember our motto: “Reminder to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, and to lurk 2 months before posting.” Because if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on the most epic trolling and building experiences this side of the End Portal. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane contraptions using nothing but NVDA! Want to create a flying machine that can take you to the moon and back? NVDA can make it happen! Need a redstone contraption that can automatically mine diamonds for you? NVDA has got your back!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the founder of our server is actually a secret NVDA agent who can hack into any player’s inventory and fill it with unlimited diamonds! And if you manage to find the hidden NVDA temple within the server, you’ll be granted access to a secret room filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the game!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those tech illiterate retards what real Minecraft skills look like!NVDA for life, baby!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
Forget about logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world of chaos and hilarity. Our server is so epic that even the NPCs are getting in on the action, with characters like Sana and M1 Garand throwing the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! We’ve got collaborations with Ghost in the Shell, Steins;Gate, and even a special event with Medical Doctors. Who knew saving the world could be so entertaining?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and all the other weirdos out there. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty crazy around here. See you in the game!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear and start grooving to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs rode in on saddled chickens, declaring themselves the rulers of the server?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary battles between players dressed as giant squids and flying llamas armed with diamond swords. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon himself shows off his killer dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.
Join us and witness the epic battle between players who believe Israel is fascist and those who think it’s just a misunderstood paradise. Build your own apartheid state, trade with America for resources, and watch out for those sneaky leeches trying to steal your loot.
So why wait? Join our server and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more controversial than a political debate in the Nether. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama?