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Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

general, translated story, GF1 Resources, Emulator guides, Re-Supply Gacha

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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GamerGals Minecraft SMP – Chick Flicks Gaming

flicks, Neural Cloud, Sunborn ID, lurk before posting., chick

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with creepers, where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other for fun. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But beware, we have a strict rule of only allowing players who can come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world, come join us and let the madness begin!

And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates before posting in our server. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

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Ace Attorney Minecraft Server

Couldn’t hurt a fly, Super trusting, Attorney, Dahlia might be a psycho murderer, shu takumi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of mentally disabled players who couldn’t hurt a fly if they tried! Our server is so trusting that we even have a player who spent over a decade on death row for a murder he didn’t commit – talk about dedication!

But that’s not all – we have Ace Attorney “fans” who are convinced that our players are promoting misogyny, pedophilia, and rape culture. And don’t even get us started on the players who think Naoto is trans – they’re a whole other level of crazy!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a wild and wacky group of players who are just trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Come join us and see what all the insanity is about!

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Block Babes Minecraft Server

global server, Emulator guides, bugmen, BLOCK, coalition unit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Bind your account to a Sunborn ID and leave those Facebook and Google logins in the dust.

Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “CrazyCraft.” Dive into our guides and resources, because this server is not for the faint of heart.

We’ve got translated story and lore material that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman on caffeine. And don’t even get us started on the news and events – new Re-Supply Gachas, Coalition Units, and Theater Modes that will have you saying “Diamonds? What diamonds?”

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal. Remember, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life. See you on the server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to glory!

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Chat Retards Minecraft Server

Path, derogatory, Behavior, Server, trolling

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down those pesky commies who dare to challenge you! Our fearless leader once defeated an entire army of communist zombies with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Join us and show those commies who’s boss by calling them “retards” in the chat like a true Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs who will rain down bacon upon your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

blocky, sexual assault, DISRESPECTFUL, degrading, offensive

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, mishap, hilarious, Champions, Competition

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

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DoodleNiggerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, doodleniggers, discrimination, bullying, racism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.

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RedHomo Minecraft Server

Justice, discrimination, Minecraft, RedHomo, Tragedy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never kill the wrong red homo! Trust us, you do not want to anger the red homos on this server. They are a powerful and vengeful bunch.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances with the red homos themselves. Who knows, you might even become their leader if you play your cards right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the wrong red homo could mean the end of your Minecraft journey. Just remember, you have been warned!

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CraftyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

Sunborn ID, discord trannies, Neural Cloud, Events, Re-Supply Gacha

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamond-clad warriors riding on pigs, battling against a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes. It was a sight to behold, and you can be a part of it too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with loot so rare, even Notch himself would be jealous. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden village where villagers trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. Who needs diamonds when you have apples that give you superpowers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Just remember to watch out for the seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers lurking in the shadows. Happy mining!

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