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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Girls’ Frontline 1, Gray, lore material, Server, blocky

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

ai, Bio Weapon, pyramid scam, INTENSE GAME, savings

Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Events, Tourists, retards, Halloween 2024, EXILIUM

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

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Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

Re-Supply Gacha, Compulsory Client, SEAniggers, Girl’s Frontline, lost in thoughts

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

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Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

Emulator guides, retards, SEAniggers, Server, Frontline

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more memes than a Reddit thread, and more chaos than a herd of Endermen in a stronghold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

far gone, PALS, Political, White, screeching

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

multiple times, smp, Bombing, fear-mongering, Plant

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

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Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, long term investing, Wealth accumulation, Minecraft, financial mindset

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

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Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Safety, Truth, comfy story, POL, retards

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

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Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

bully seaniggers, Girls’ Frontline 2, mica, Re-Supply Gacha, Tourists

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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