retards – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

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Block Babes Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Babes, Beginner’s FAQ, BLOCK, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, glass island event, guides, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, News, PNC Resources, procurement event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.

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Crafty Girls’ Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News events GF1, News events GF2, News events PNC, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mystical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and even talking chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest system that will take you on wild adventures through enchanted forests, haunted caves, and even a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life! Just remember, no seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates allowed. And make sure to lurk for 2 months before posting – it’s a rite of passage, trust us.

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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP
economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building
Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!
Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server
acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.
Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.
Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.
And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.
So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Ashes and Blossoms, Babes, Beguiling Chips, blocky, bugmen, coalition unit, Code Name Bakery, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, dreamer, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

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Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…
arent, coexistence, compassion, Conflict, discrimination, education, enemies, Hate Speech, Humanity, ignorance, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peace, Politics, prejudice, reminder, retards, smp, tolerance, Understanding, Unity
Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

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Link’s Endless Adventure Minecraft SMP
Adventure, borderline, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Crypto, determination, emotions, Endless, Financial, Frustration, Investments, Jealousy, Lifetime, Links, mental health, Minecraft, perseverance, regrets, retards, smp, starting capital, success, suicidal, wealth
Are you tired of being outshined by total noobs in the world of cryptocurrency? Join our Minecraft SMP where your starting capital doesn’t matter because we trade in diamonds, not Bitcoin! Our community is full of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to crypto success…or at least have a good laugh trying!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.
Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

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NapCraft: Brain Flicker Edition
awake and asleep, Brain, brain activity, brain discovery, brain disorders, brain flickering, brain function, brain health, brain insights, brain naps, brain region, brain research, brain science, brain shut down, brain studies, Edition, flicker, microsecond naps, Napcraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurodevelopmental diseases, neuroscience, sleep dysregulation, sleep patterns
so, liek, u ever wonder why u feel all sleepy even when ur awake? well, turns out ur brain is takin tiny naps without u even knowin it! it’s like a lil disco party happenin in ur head all the time. and when u sleep, ur brain is just playin peek-a-boo with u, flickerin awake every now and then.
join our minecraft server and let ur brain take all the naps it wants! we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground dance party where ur brain can really let loose. who needs sleep when u can have all this fun, amirite?
plus, scientists say playin minecraft can help with all kinds of brain stuff, so u know ur doin ur brain a favor by joinin us. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get this brain party started!

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CountryView Minecraft Server
Adventure, Breathtaking, country view, countryside, CountryView, Exploration, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, Rural, scenic beauty, Serene, Server, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, Tranquility, travel, vacation, Wanderlust
Are you tired of the same old boring landscapes in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have views that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been transported to a magical land!
Join our server and experience landscapes so breathtaking, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds because you’ll be too busy taking selfies with the scenery. From towering mountains made entirely of cake to rivers flowing with rainbow-colored lava, our server is truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and enter a world of pure chaos and hilarity?
So come on down to our server and experience views that will make you question reality itself. Who needs to travel the world when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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KaneCraft Minecraft Server – “Commiserations Edition”
#Southgate, Commiserations, Defeat, Disappointment, Edition, fit, FITNESS, football, gutted, immediate thoughts, interview, kane, KaneCraft, Loss, Minecraft, personal business, retarded, Server, Soccer, substance, Thoughts, Tournament, tried hardest
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join!
Join us for the chance to battle against Kane himself, who is still recovering from his devastating loss and is seeking redemption through Minecraft PvP battles. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim victory?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious creatures like the Southgate, a legendary being who may or may not be able to speak in coherent sentences. Will you dare to challenge him and uncover the truth behind his strange behavior?
So come on, join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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BlockyFun Minecraft Server
blockyfun, Career Growth, fulfilling work, job accomplishments, job flexibility, job fulfillment, job happiness, Job Opportunities, job perks, job responsibilities, job rewards, job satisfaction, job security, job success, meaningful impact, Minecraft, positive work environment, professional development, Server, supportive team, work challenges, work relationships, work-life balance
The best part about our Minecraft server is that you get to live out all your wildest blocky fantasies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and have a pet dragon guard it? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let your inner blockhead run wild!

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PixelPleasureCraft
awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, bedroom blunders, bedroom secrets, communication mishaps, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing moments, funny anecdotes, funny sex stories, inappropriate comments, intimate moments, oversharing, PixelPleasureCraft, relationship fails, sexual faux pas, sexual mishaps, taboo topics, uncomfortable situations, worst thing said during sex
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to unleash your inner craziness and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to come near us! We have epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).
But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world that will make you feel like a real-life treasure hunter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of ridiculousness that gives you the power to make your enemies explode into confetti!
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you saying “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said during sex?” in no time!

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LuxuryLoot Minecraft Server
#classified information, charges, Corruption, court case, Espionage, espionage case, Ex-CIA analyst, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, luxury handbags, LuxuryLoot, Minecraft, national security, political scandal, scandal, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Spying, Sue Mi Terry, Treason
lol dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got ex-CIA analyst Sue Mi Terry runnin the show! she be spyin for South Korea but like, who cares when u get luxury handbags in exchange? come join the fun and see if u can outsmart Sue Mi Terry in a game of espionage and fashion! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else in the Minecraft world. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on this server!

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HamasSurvivorsCraft
alive, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, estimates, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, HamasSurvivorsCraft, IDF report, intelligence, MIDDLE EAST, militant faction, military operatives, ongoing threat, Palestinian, regional stability, resistance movement, security threat, Surveillance, terrorist organization
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a hamas military operation! our server is so lit, even the idf can’t keep up with the craziness! with more explosions than a creeper convention and more surprises than a hidden chest, you won’t know what hit you! join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

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AtomMissMinecraft
atomic collision, atomic structure, AtomMissMinecraft, atoms, foot, ground, ground falling, hypothetical scenario, miniscule chance, physical phenomenon, Probability, Quantum Mechanics, rare occurrence, scientific speculation, Scientific theory, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, theoretical physics principle, theoretical possibility, theoretical scenario, unlikely event
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there’s a teeny tiny chance you could fall through the ground! Imagine that, your foot just missing all the atoms in the ground and BAM, you’re falling through like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure, man! So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of possibly falling through the ground! Let’s get weird, baby!

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BlockyAutismFam
autism, behavioral therapy, BlockyAutismFam, CDC, children, communication difficulties, developmental delays, early diagnosis, early intervention, family dynamics, genetic risk, higher chance, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodiversity, prevalence, sensory processing, Siblings, Social Skills, special needs, statistics, support services
come join our cray cray minecraft server where the chances of finding diamonds are higher than the chances of siblings of autistic children being autistic themselves! we have a 20% chance of finding rare loot and a 100% chance of having a blast! the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention may show that 1 in 36 children has autism, but on our server, 1 in 36 players find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted goodies! in 2011, the estimate was 1 in 68, but on our server, the estimate is 1 in a million of finding a magical unicorn! so come join us and let’s mine, build, and have the time of our lives! autism who? we only know diamonds and fun!

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DustSettled Minecraft Server
Analysis, confusion, consequences, Decision making, disbelief, dust settled, DustSettled, errors, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, judgment, Minecraft, MISTAKES, now.., Questioning, Reflection, repercussions.., second guessing, Server, thinking, what the fuck
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most WTF way possible!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic dance-offs with creepers, and participate in our weekly llama beauty pageants where the winner gets a diamond tiara!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on saddled chickens and try to knock each other off with giant carrots. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!
So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, come join us on our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You have been warned!

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