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Crafty Girls’ Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News events GF1, News events GF2, News events PNC, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	199

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mystical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and even talking chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest system that will take you on wild adventures through enchanted forests, haunted caves, and even a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life! Just remember, no seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates allowed. And make sure to lurk for 2 months before posting – it’s a rite of passage, trust us.

> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP

economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!

So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2987	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Ashes and Blossoms, Babes, Beguiling Chips, blocky, bugmen, coalition unit, Code Name Bakery, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, dreamer, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…

arent, coexistence, compassion, Conflict, discrimination, education, enemies, Hate Speech, Humanity, ignorance, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peace, Politics, prejudice, reminder, retards, smp, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

Link’s Endless Adventure Minecraft SMP

Adventure, borderline, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Crypto, determination, emotions, Endless, Financial, Frustration, Investments, Jealousy, Lifetime, Links, mental health, Minecraft, perseverance, regrets, retards, smp, starting capital, success, suicidal, wealth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of being outshined by total noobs in the world of cryptocurrency? Join our Minecraft SMP where your starting capital doesn’t matter because we trade in diamonds, not Bitcoin! Our community is full of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to crypto success…or at least have a good laugh trying!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7495	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	123
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9011

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1660S, ai, Bio Weapon, Corporations, Dear, dear nvidia, Donations, Drama, drama queen, graphic designer, Graphics Card, groceries, INTENSE GAME, jewish company, Jobs, Minecraft, nvidia, pyramid scam, retards, savings, senior designer, smp, turkish boy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590

The Cozy Shire: Where Creeper cuddles are considered a friendly hug

21, accepting, Adults, application form, Community, considered, Cozy, creeper, cuddles, Discord, encouraging, Enderman Grief, Friendly, hard difficulty, Hug, java, LGBTQI+ friendly, multiplayer, new map, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shire, smp, Survival, Voice Interview, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3110	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

The Cozy Shire
The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you! Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations! ==ABOUT US== Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday A New 1.21 Map Hard difficulty LGBTQI+ friendly Fire spread is turned Off Pl3xMap Discord Discord/ ingame chat integration We’re looking for players who Age 21 and over Anti-Enderman Grief And More… Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together! Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well. Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

The Cozy Shire

The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We are here to give everyone a great experience to Minecraft. We are adults who like to build, explore and create together. If you are looking for a community base server who wants to have fun and grow as a community and friends then we are the server for you!

Since we are a new server we are specifically looking for Builders, Creatives, and Artists to help us fill the world with wonderful creations!

==ABOUT US==

Date Launch: 7/28/24 Monday
A New 1.21 Map
Hard difficulty
LGBTQI+ friendly
Fire spread is turned Off
Pl3xMap
Discord
Discord/ ingame chat integration
We’re looking for players who
Age 21 and over
Anti-Enderman Grief
And More…

Our goal is to create a kind, accepting, and encouraging community. We want our server to be a safe place for all. Lets enjoy some Minecraft together!

Please follow the link to our application form and fill out with sincerity. Be prepared for a voice interview as well.

Link: https://forms.gle/3oU3jXHcXbCRsXEcA

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of server is The Cozy Shire?	The Cozy Shire is a small semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 and over to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have anti-Enderman grief measures in place.
How can I apply to join the server?	Fill out the application form linked in the overview and be prepared for a voice interview.
Is the server LGBTQI+ friendly?	Yes, The Cozy Shire is LGBTQI+ friendly.

EugenicsCraft – Progress is Key!

1932, Calvinism, coal, Comprehensive Calamity, Democracy, doctrine, electricity, Eugenics, EugenicsCraft, human beings, Iron, key, Philosophical Dogmas, Political Doctrines, progress, Progressive Evolution, protestantism, Ralph Adams Cram, Religious Dogmas, Rousseau, society, Steam, Technological Civilization

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	204	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we do not behave like human beings because we are too busy building epic structures and battling virtual dragons!

Join us on this server because we reject the Ancient doctrine of progressive evolution and instead embrace the teachings of Dr. Calvin and M. Rousseau…just kidding, we actually just love to troll each other and blow up each other’s creations for fun!

Our server is like a technological civilization on steroids, thanks to our insane mods and plugins that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Who needs coal and iron when you have virtual diamonds and enchanted weapons?

Escape the boring reality of society and dive into our virtual world of chaos and creativity. Trust us, the only comprehensive calamity you’ll face on our server is when someone accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on your base.

So come join us, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who needs progressive evolution when you can have explosive evolution instead?

SMPainfulMinecraft – where everything is just a little bit too glitchy

Absurd, American, bad, bit, compensation, culture, ENTITLEMENT, exaggeration, glitchy, humor, inconvenient, Justice, lawsuit, Legal, LITIGATION, reaction, Rich, satire, SMPainfulMinecraft, society, stereotype, SUE, wealth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to sue for everything! Have a creeper blow up your house? Sue! Accidentally fall into lava and lose all your diamonds? Sue!

Our server is run by the infamous Sue, who has become a billionaire from all the lawsuits filed by our players. Join now and see if you can outsmart Sue and win your case in our virtual courtroom.

But beware, Sue is a master of manipulation and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So gather your evidence, hire a lawyer (or become one yourself), and get ready for the most ridiculous legal battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join now and start building your case (literally)!

RedditCraft: AITAH Son & Phone

AITAH, Behavior, Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, control, crazy, Decision making, family trip, inappropriate, Lawyer, Legal, Monitoring, parenting, Phone, reddit, RedditCraft, Son, supervision, Support

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	1244
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ores Mined:	3009
Dimension Hops:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where your kids won’t learn inappropriate things like “jorkin my peanuts”? Look no further! Our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers say please and thank you before exploding!

Join us and avoid awkward family trips where your son starts spouting Reddit memes in front of grandpa. Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wears a helmet for protection!

Don’t let your ex-wife’s questionable parenting choices ruin your son’s innocence. Come join our server where “boys will be boys” is replaced with “boys will be building epic castles and battling zombies!”

Forget the lawyers and the family drama, come hang out with us and let your kid enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be played – without any peanuts being jorked, we promise!

LifeRater Minecraft SMP

Contentment, current life, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life balance, life evaluation, life experiences, life fulfillment, life happiness, life journey, life progress, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeRater, Minecraft, personal growth, Rating, satisfaction, self reflection, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7111	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring routine in your real life? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane existence of your everyday life. Here, you can become a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a potato farmer if that’s your thing. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the diamond pickaxe. Rumor has it that those who can impress the llamas with their sick dance moves will be granted access to a hidden realm filled with rare treasures and untold riches.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your boring reality and join us on this wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your dancing shoes).

CryCraft: Tears & Blocks

blocks, cathartic experience, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, emotional release techniques, Emotional support, emotional triggers, mental health, Mental well-being, personal growth, processing emotions, Sadness, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of crying in real life? Well, cry no more and join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so hilarious, you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember the last time you cried in real life. From epic pranks to wacky adventures, this server is guaranteed to make you ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Axe Off)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sad tears and hello to tears of joy!

Erdogan’s Epic Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, Epic, Erdogan, Erdogan government, Erdogans, Government, international relations, INVADE, Israel, Jerusalem post, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, threat, turkey

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

lol imagine if Erdogan tried to invade Israel but ended up in a Minecraft server instead! that’s right, come join our server where you can build your own virtual Turkey and invade other players’ lands (just kidding, no real invasions here).

we have crazy events like a turkey costume contest where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the map. plus, our admin team is as powerful as Erdogan’s mustache, always ready to help and make sure everyone is having a good time.

so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way (just don’t try to invade them, okay?).

GazaDocPainCraft

Abuse, cruel treatment, DOCTORS, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaDocPainCraft, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international conflict, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, MIDDLE EAST, Pain, patient rights, psychological torture, Suffering, Trauma, violence, war zone

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are actually evil masterminds trying to cause pain to players? Well, look no further cuz on this server, the Gazan doctors will stop at nothing to make sure you suffer in the most outrageous ways possible!

One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.

But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!

SeaSipCraft

adaptation, adaptation to environment, biology, Drinking, environmental adaptation, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary process, human evolution, Marine Biology, marine life, natural selection, Ocean, salt tolerance, SALTWATER, SeaSipCraft, Seawater, Survival, water consumption, water scarcity

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!