retards – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Gals’ Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, glass island event, lore material, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PNC Resources, point event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Suomi event, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid event
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!

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Block Babes Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Babes, Beginner’s FAQ, BLOCK, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, glass island event, guides, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, News, PNC Resources, procurement event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.
Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.

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Crafty Girls’ Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Crafty, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News events GF1, News events GF2, News events PNC, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mystical creatures like unicorns, dragons, and even talking chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a quest system that will take you on wild adventures through enchanted forests, haunted caves, and even a dimension made entirely of candy! Plus, we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the Creeper fireworks show.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life! Just remember, no seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates allowed. And make sure to lurk for 2 months before posting – it’s a rite of passage, trust us.

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> Retards Really Selling Before Trump Takes Minecraft SMP
economic indicators, Economy, financial news, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, Government, INAUGURATION, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Normalfags, office, Politics, retards, retirement savings, SELLING, smp, stock market, TAKES, tax returns, trump, wealth building
Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the players are so ahead of the game that they’re already selling their virtual items before Trump even takes office? Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!
Our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to some shenanigans. Rumor has it that one player built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, while another player has a secret underground base filled with nothing but pink sheep. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because our players are so dedicated that they’re already planning their in-game financial strategies based on when the normalfags get their tax returns. That’s right, we take Minecraft economics to a whole new level!
So come join us and see what kind of insanity awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server
acceptance, autistic kids, Curiosity, deformed, Disabilities, Diversity, Empathy, fascination, Freaks, inclusion, midgets, Minecraft, Public, retards, school memories, Server, social norms, spazzing out, special needs, spectacle, Unique, UNUSUAL
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.
Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.
Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.
And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.
So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Ashes and Blossoms, Babes, Beguiling Chips, blocky, bugmen, coalition unit, Code Name Bakery, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, dreamer, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

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Reminder To Some Minecraft SMP Retards: Palestinians Aren’t…
arent, coexistence, compassion, Conflict, discrimination, education, enemies, Hate Speech, Humanity, ignorance, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinians, Peace, Politics, prejudice, reminder, retards, smp, tolerance, Understanding, Unity
Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the only enemies you’ll find are creepers, not people! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon.
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!

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Link’s Endless Adventure Minecraft SMP
Adventure, borderline, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Crypto, determination, emotions, Endless, Financial, Frustration, Investments, Jealousy, Lifetime, Links, mental health, Minecraft, perseverance, regrets, retards, smp, starting capital, success, suicidal, wealth
Are you tired of being outshined by total noobs in the world of cryptocurrency? Join our Minecraft SMP where your starting capital doesn’t matter because we trade in diamonds, not Bitcoin! Our community is full of players who are just as clueless as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to crypto success…or at least have a good laugh trying!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server
/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.
Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

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EmotionallyUnbreakable Minecraft Server
coping mechanisms, emotional resilience., emotional strength, emotional trauma, EmotionallyUnbreakable, healing, inner peace, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, Server, Survival, Trauma, trauma healing, Trauma recovery
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start performing a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a Minecraft flash mob, but with explosions!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses into giant wool sculptures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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WorstHumanAliveMC
controversial figures, corrupt individuals, criminal behavior, current events, immoral actions, negative impact, public figures, public opinion, societal issues, unethical behavior, worst human being, worst person alive, WorstHumanAliveMC
Who is the worst human being currently alive? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life!

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BalloonDrop Mystery – Where did they go?
balloon ban, balloon cleanup, balloon danger, balloon debris, balloon fall, balloon fragments, balloon hazards, balloon litter, balloon pollution, Balloon Release, balloon release event, balloon ribbon pollution, balloon sightings, balloon strings, balloon waste, BalloonDrop, environmental impact, losing balloons, lost balloons, Mystery, releasing balloons
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret society of balloon enthusiasts who are constantly losing or releasing balloons but NO ONE has ever seen one fall!!! like wut even is gravity on this server??? come join us and solve the mystery of the disappearing balloons while building epic structures and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword. also, rumor has it that the balloons are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs ride on chickens and diamonds grow on trees. so come on, what are you waiting for?? join now and be part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created!!!

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EmpathyCraft: Outta Body Fun
Altered States of Consciousness, Awareness, Body, Consciousness, Detachment, emotional connection, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Fun, holistic healing, interconnectedness, Life, meditation, mind-body connection, mindfulness, neuroscience, out of body experiences, Outta, Physical Body, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, SPIRITUAL, spirituality, Transcendence
Yo, have u ever wanted to have an out-of-body experience in Minecraft? Well, on dis server, we got u covered! When u join, u will be transported to a whole new dimension where u can detach from ur physical body and feel a deep connection with all life around u. U will feel more empathy for ur fellow players and work together to create epic builds and conquer challenges like never before. So come join us and let’s get trippy together, man!

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Crafty Poo Minecraft Server
awkward, bodily functions, challenging situations, Crafty, crisis management., EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing scenarios, emergency, hot weather, Improvisation, messy situation, Minecraft, outdoor activities, outlet shopping, Poo, public humiliation, Quick Thinking, Server, thinking on your feet, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected accidents, wardrobe malfunction
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge – the Diarrhea Survival Mode! Just like in real life, your character will randomly poop out chunky diarrhea while exploring the world. But don’t worry, you can use your half-empty water bottle to clean up the mess or trade your t-shirts for some toilet paper. Can you survive this messy adventure? Join now and find out!

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PekoCraft Minecraft Server
AkuPeko, Anime, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, FANART, fanfiction, forgiveness, friendship, Gaming, love, Minecraft, PekoCraft, pekomiko, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Ship, Support, Understanding, virtual youtuber, Vtuber
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and PekoMiko is always causing trouble. Join us as we try to figure out why AkuPeko is the key to solving all our problems, but only if they can reconcile why PekoMiko can’t!
Embark on epic quests to uncover the mysteries of these two enigmatic characters, all while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.
Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the mischievous antics of PekoMiko, who is known for turning everything into cheese. But don’t worry, AkuPeko is always there to save the day with their magical powers of friendship and rainbows.
So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you can unlock the secrets of AkuPeko and PekoMiko. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

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BoxerShortsGamerGirl
advice, Appearance, boxers, BoxerShortsGamerGirl, clothes, Communication, Conflict, criticism, decision, family, fashion, judgment, opinion, parenting, Public, relationship, Role Model, social norms, STEPDAUGHTER, stepkids, teenager
Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because on our server, we have stepkids wearing boxers as our main attraction! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy fashion choices you’ll come across while exploring our virtual world.
Join us and witness the drama unfold as stepdad (m47) tries to navigate the world of teenage fashion with his stepdaughter (f16) wearing boxers in public. Will he be able to convince her to change into something more appropriate? Will the bio dad make a surprise appearance and challenge his fashion sense? The possibilities are endless on our server!
With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our Minecraft server. So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to leave your boxers at home!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server
blockbusters, Challenges, determination, Difficulty, facing difficulties, growth mindset., individual challenges, learning curve, mental hurdles, Minecraft, Obstacles, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Struggles, unique struggles
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you struggle to even build a simple dirt hut without getting blown up by a creeper? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to save the day!
Join our server and experience the most epic and chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet zombie that does the moonwalk. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with the Minecraft theme song.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, because let’s face it, you can’t get any worse than you already are.

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RiverCraft Minecraft Server
aquatic safety, Bacteria, contamination levels, E.coli, environmental concerns, France, health risks, Minecraft, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Pollution, public health, river pollution, RiverCraft, Seine River, Server, Summer Olympics, Unsafe, water contamination, water quality, waterborne illnesses.
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!

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PixelPals: JapanCityExamScandal
Aspiring, city, discrimination, employment exams, employment practices, exam scores, female employees, gender bias, gender discrimination, Japan, Japan scandal, JapanCityExamScandal, Japanese culture, PixelPals, sexism, unfair treatment, Whistleblower, whistleblower allegations, whistleblowing incident, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace ethics, workplace inequality
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the best jokes. but wait, there’s more!
rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the secret treasure of the lost city of Atlantis. yeah, that’s right. we got underwater temples filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a few mermaids if you’re lucky.
oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that control the server? yeah, they wear top hats and monocles and only speak in riddles. but if you can solve their puzzles, they’ll grant you three wishes. no joke.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server of all time. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

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