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KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, anticipation, battle, black hole, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fight, japanese, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, Manga, Minecraft, Muscle, preview, Server, showdown, SuperHero, Tournament, Upcoming, Video, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	674413	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Votes:	707	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

athletes, Beating USA, Bronze, China, China #1, Competition, congratulations, GOLD, GoldMedalGrinders, International, medal count, Minecraft, Most Gold Medal, national pride, olympics, olympics 2021, Pity Medals, silver, smp, Sportsmanship, success, Usa, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Boundaries, boyfriend’s cousin, cousin’s actions, cousin’s behavior, CreeperCousin, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Minecraft, physical boundaries, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, suspicious behavior, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

#Intention, BURGERS, Cheese, Cooking, DadBannedFromKitchenCraft, danger, dramatic, expired, family, Father, Food, frozen, grandchildren, groceries, health, Kids, nutritionists, refusal, Safety, tiktok, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crops Grown:	2121
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

BlockyWisdom Minecraft SMP

BlockyWisdom, deep thoughts, Impactful, impactful conversations, inspiration, lasting impression, life changing, life lessons, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, powerful messages, profound impact, Reflection, short and sweet, smp, Thought-provoking, wisdom, Words, words of wisdom, words that stick

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	146

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impactful is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, the most impactful thing someone has ever said to you will be “Join us or face the wrath of the diamond pickaxe wielding llama army!” That’s right, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are ready to take on any challengers. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with llamas, diamonds, and maybe even a few explosions, then come join us today!

OrganDonorCraft

citizen rights, consent, donation system, ethical issues, government decision, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Iceland, individual choice, informed consent, legal implications, Medical Ethics, opt-out system, organ donors, organ transplantation, OrganDonorCraft, policy, public health, public opinion, societal impact, societal responsibility

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have a rule that all players are automatically registered as lava donors! That’s right, if you’re 18 or older, you’re giving up your rights to keep all that precious lava to yourself. But don’t worry, you can always withdraw consent…if you can survive the fiery consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hot challenges. Who knew organ donation could be so much fun in Minecraft?

VeganCraft: No AGEs, All Fun!

AGES, diet comparison, Fun, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, inflammation reduction, inflammatory compounds, low fat, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, plant foods, Plant-Based, plant-based diet benefits, vegan diet, vegan lifestyle, VeganCraft, weight loss, weight loss results, weight management, Whole Foods

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server yo. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin.

u know what else? if u join dis server, u gonna be eatin a low-fat vegan diet dat cuts harmful inflammatory compounds by 73%. dat means u gonna be feelin fresh and clean, like a baby’s bottom.

not only dat, but u gonna be droppin dem pounds like it’s hot. 13 pounds, to be exact. u gonna be lookin like a snack in no time, all thanks to dis server.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience da magic of minecraft and da wonders of a vegan diet. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Slime SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, java, Mods, new, noob friendly, Parkour, PvP, Slime SMP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	21

JAVA + BEDROCK SURVIVAL DISCORD MODS NEW NOOB FRIENDLY please join the slime smp its bedrock compatible and ready for yall to join any1 who joins will have fun ill be waititng on discord and server for ppl pls join also im too lazy to typr 100 so im just making this long BT! HAVE FUN!!!

slimesmp.us.to

Spooky SMP: A Ghostly Adventure for Grown-Ups! Join the Spectre Community on 1.21!

Adventure, Builders, Community, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FSit, Ghostly, GrownUps, hermitcraft, Image2Map, Join, Mature, Minecarts, Mods, Performance, PvP, recipe changes, Redstone, smp, Spectre, spooky, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Spectre SMP Overview:

Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made!

Features:

Established Community	Symbiotic community where players help each other with events and projects
Longevity	Focus on long-term world with beautiful builds and redstone projects
Diamond-Based Economy	Earn diamonds by selling goods and services while promoting generosity

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Interactive and dedicated players
Creative minds with large goals
Active community members

Server Specifications and Mods:

Fabric 1.21 hosted in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
Image2Map
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Join our Discord server and send us an application.
Q: What is the server’s focus?	A: Building long-term projects and fostering community collaboration.
Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?	A: PVP is not encouraged on Spectre SMP.

SlumCraft Minecraft Server

community development, crime, developing countries, environmental hazards, informal settlements, Infrastructure, lack of resources, living conditions, marginalized communities, Minecraft, overcrowding, POVERTY, public health, Safety, sanitation, Server, SlumCraft, Slums, Social Issues, third world, urbanization, violence, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring, safe neighborhood in Minecraft? Come join our server where we have recreated the chaos and excitement of a third world “slum”!

Experience the thrill of dodging stray arrows, navigating through narrow alleyways filled with creepers, and trying to avoid falling into pits of lava while searching for diamonds.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most dangerous and unpredictable Minecraft environment ever created! Just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword at the ready.