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GenomeGigabyteCraft

biology, Dna, DNA sequencing, Evolution, genetic research, genetic variation, genetics, genome analysis, genome comparison, genome complexity, genome evolution, genome mapping, genome sequencing, genome size, genome structure, GenomeGigabyteCraft, Human genome, Largest genome, lungfish genome, scientific discovery, South American lungfish

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

OMG, dis server be like da biggest genome sequenced so far, but in Minecraft form! We got lungfish DNA up in dis piece, 180 gigabases in each cell, like whaaat?! Join dis server if u wanna swim in da gene pool of craziness and build ur own mutant creatures! We got DNA splicing parties every Friday night, where we mix and match genes to create da ultimate Minecraft monstrosities! So come on down and get yo genetic freak on, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Galactic Cube Survival

Adventure, auction house, Challenges, chat games, chill gameplay, Community, Conquering, custom advancements, Custom Quests, Economy, Friends, Grinding, MCMMO, multiplayer, No Griefing, Premium support, Quests, Relaxing, Sandbox, Survival, Tnt, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Animals Bred:	154	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Galactic Cube!

Are you ready to put your survival, grinding and conquering skills to the test. We have something for every playstyle here. Dive into relaxing, chill gameplay with friends, or unleash chaos with TNT. The world is at your fingertips!

Features: – 24/7 uptime – Economy – Chat games – No griefing – Auction House – Custom advancements – 200+ custom quests – Premium support

Join the community! IP: play.galacticcube.net

play.galacticcube.net

Stampede International

Discord, Geopolitics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Sfw, Stampede International, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Dragon Eggs Found:	9941	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Farms Harvested:	831	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Stampede International is a SFW, Survival Multiplayer server for everyone!

JOIN DISCORD! https://discord.gg/geopolitics

in3.terohost.in:25578

VitaMC: Where Vanilla meets Modded in a clumsy 1.9+ dance

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, BUILD, Challenges, clumsy, Community, creativity, Custom, Dance, Events, java, landscapes, Legacy, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Parkour, Questing, smp, Staff, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, VitaMC

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	New Chunks Explored:	840998
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Vita MC Server Overview

Features	Details
Survival Multiplayer (SMP)	Immerse yourself in a dynamic world full of unique biomes and hidden treasures.
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead	Dive into a unique Minecraft experience with new features, items, and mechanics.
Expansive World	Explore a vast and diverse world filled with stunning landscapes and hidden treasures.
Community-Driven	Engage with fellow players, showcase your creations, and collaborate on exciting projects.
Events and Challenges	Participate in thrilling events and challenges hosted by the dedicated staff team.
Friendly Staff	Approachable and helpful staff ready to assist players with an intuitive ticket system.
Questing and Adventure	Embark on epic quests, battle custom mobs, and solve intricate puzzles.
Evolving Parkour in main Hub	Enjoy parkour challenges in the main hub area.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Can I join Vita MC using both Java and Bedrock versions?

Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.

What is the minimum Minecraft version required for Vita MC?

Vita MC is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards.

How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

You can participate in events and challenges hosted by our staff team by staying updated on the server announcements and event schedules.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for building on Vita MC?

Yes, we have specific rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These rules are outlined on our website and enforced by our staff team.

How can I get support from the staff team if I encounter any issues on the server?

You can reach out to our approachable and helpful staff team through our intuitive ticket system on the server. They are available to assist you with any issues you may encounter.

2029 Minecraft Server

activism, breaking barriers, challenging norms, current year + 8, discrimination, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, progress, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the pixels are as sharp as a diamond sword and the creepers are as explosive as a bad taco night! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter the mythical Herobrine, who will either help you on your quest or turn your world upside down with his mischievous tricks.

So come on and join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a blast! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

PreschoolMoon Minecraft SMP

age appropriateness, Anime, character design, children’s show, COSPLAY, costume play, cultural impact, empowerment, entertainment industry, Fandom, FANTASY, gender stereotypes, literal series, Magical Girl, mascot costumes, merchandise, Minecraft, preschool girl, PreschoolMoon, role models, sailor moon, smp, teen girls

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3872	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner preschool girl and rock Sailor Moon mascot costumes like nobody’s business! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player joined our server and suddenly found themselves transformed into a magical girl fighting evil with the power of friendship and sparkles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re ready to unleash your inner magical girl and take on the world in the most adorable way possible, then come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss in style!

NeighborlyNoBabysitNeeded

aita, Availability, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Favors, free babysitter, Honesty, Kid, lie, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, NeighborlyNoBabysitNeeded, Plans, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, social expectations, Time management, watch

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	8848	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly your neighbor’s kid shows up in-game asking for a babysitter. And guess what? You’re the chosen one! Join our server for the ultimate babysitting experience – because who needs real responsibilities when you can just stack blocks all day?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build the most epic daycare center in the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. So come on, join us and prove to your neighbor that you’re not just a free babysitter – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

RichKidMC SMP: Splurging on diamond armor!

Adventure, armor, Curiosity, Diamond, discovery, dreams, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, Lifestyle, luxury, MONEY, opportunity, perspective, Possibilities, power, Reflection, Rich, RichKidMC, smp, splurging, success, transformation, wealth

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7817	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams, like waking up as the richest person alive for a day! Join us and experience the thrill of swimming in a pool of diamonds, riding a golden horse, and eating cake made of pure emeralds.

But be warned, the riches come with a price – you must battle the evil Ender Dragon who is hoarding all the wealth in the world. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate rich player on the server? Join now and find out!

HellBlockCraft

aggravation, annoyance, annoyance in daily life, challenge, Difficulty, everyday, Frustration, Hassle, headache, HellBlockCraft, hindrance, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, living hell, Nuisance, OBSTACLE, pet peeve, setback, Small, stress, Struggle

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5768	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!