Join our Minecraft server where you can choose to be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear! Because apparently, bears are the new BFFs according to TikTok. Who needs human companionship when you can have a grizzly pal to build with? Plus, our bears are trained to help you mine diamonds and protect you from creepers. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – literally!
Join our server and become a meme token called $Hitler! That’s right, you can be the most controversial and outrageous currency in all of Minecraft. Neo-nazis will be lining up to buy you, Jews will be pumping you up just to start drama, and even Middle Eastern countries will be investing in you for some reason. It’s a wild ride of chaos and insanity that you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and become the most talked-about meme token in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and LOL-worthy server around!
Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun!
Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Steve Jobs riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a superhero!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness on our server? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Our server is perfect for neurodivergent players like you and your gf, where we embrace unique perspectives and communication styles. Plus, if you ever need a break from family drama, just hop on our server and escape to a world of blocks and adventures.
Join now and experience the magic of Minecraft in a whole new light – or should we say, in a whole new shade of lipstick? Don’t miss out on the fun – apologize to your gf’s mom later, but join our server now for a makeup-themed gaming experience like no other!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the wheat in exchange for peace. Or how about participating in our annual llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their trusty steed?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before!
Join us and indulge in the strange and wacky world we have created, where building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks is considered normal. Need a break from mining? How about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, then join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!
Join our server if you wanna see pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, cows doin’ stand-up comedy, and villagers breakin’ it down on the dance floor! We got llamas rappin’, chickens breakin’ world records, and sheep singin’ opera like you’ve never heard before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get me started on the magical portal that leads to a land of endless pizza and ice cream!
So come on down to our server and join the madness! You can run, but you can’t hide from the insanity that awaits you!
At Dragoncote, we’re more than just a Minecraft server; we’re a vibrant community of passionate and dedicated creators, committed to bringing new and unique experiences to the Minecraft universe. Our mission is to craft an engaging and dynamic world that evolves with our players, continuously enhancing and refining our server to deliver unparalleled gameplay.
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| Server Type | Vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP |
|---|---|
| Community Age Requirement | 21+ |
| Season Start Date | 27th |
| Update Version | 1.21 |
| Monthly Events | Yes |
| Active Discord Community | Yes |
| Other Game Nights | Yes |
No, PVP is entirely voluntary on BirdCraft.
Yes, client-side mods such as maps are encouraged on BirdCraft.
You can join the BirdCraft Minecraft server community by visiting birdcraft.org and following the instructions there.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!
