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BasedPoland Minecraft Server
activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, ServerAre you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together! -
KaneCraft Minecraft Server – “Commiserations Edition”
#Southgate, Commiserations, Defeat, Disappointment, Edition, fit, FITNESS, football, gutted, immediate thoughts, interview, kane, KaneCraft, Loss, Minecraft, personal business, retarded, Server, Soccer, substance, Thoughts, Tournament, tried hardestAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join!Join us for the chance to battle against Kane himself, who is still recovering from his devastating loss and is seeking redemption through Minecraft PvP battles. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim victory?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious creatures like the Southgate, a legendary being who may or may not be able to speak in coherent sentences. Will you dare to challenge him and uncover the truth behind his strange behavior?
So come on, join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
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BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server
BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, VotingAre you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs! -
ZAMN Doggos Minecraft Server
Absurd, asinine, brainless, Clueless, Daft, dim-witted, DOGGOS, Foolish, ignorant, imbecilic, INDOGS, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, Nonsensical, retarded, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, stupid, Unintelligent, ZAMNAre you tired of playing on servers where the inDOGs are so dumb they can’t even find their own tails? Well, look no further because our server is filled with inDOGs so smart they can build their own doghouses out of diamonds! Join us for a woof-tastic time where the inDOGs are the real MVPs.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land with clucks of glory.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and ride into battle on their fluffy backs as you become the ultimate llama warrior.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the inDOGs are anything but ordinary.
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BlueHairCraft Server
Welcome to the Blue Shorthair server, where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart and the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cozy campfire.Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is so awesome, it’s like a party in the End dimension every day.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that gives hugs instead of explosions. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join the Blue Shorthair server today and let the craziness begin!
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Blocktopia Minecraft Server
accent, actual soul, blocktopia, Born, bumfuck nowhere, China, crazy, English, first world, inflated, ISLAND, Language, legal location, Lottery, Minecraft, Npc, retarded, Server, Singaporeans, Soul, SUCKS, Ugly, WORSTWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
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Cancer-Free Crafty Phone Zone
brain cancer, cancer risk, CancerFree, cell phones, Crafty, electromagnetic fields, evidence-based research, exposure, general population, health, human observational studies, mobile devices, mobile phones, Phone, public health, radiation, radiofrequency fields, research, scientific studies, systematic review, Technology, working population, Zoneso like, u know how some peeps say that mobile phones give u brain cancer? well, guess what? this super cool minecraft server is like, scientifically proven to NOT give u brain cancer! we did a major review of 28 years of research and like, there’s no link between playing on our server and getting brain cancer.join us and build the most epic creations without worrying about your brain turning into mush! plus, our server is like, filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. true story bro.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t grow a third arm or start speaking in binary code. unless you want to, then we can totally make that happen. lolz.
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Neon Night City
addon-filled, administration mods, all the mods 7, bedrock realm, city, Collaborative, Community, Discord, Discord link, Economy, FTB, Grief Protection, hello, java server, light RP, Minecraft, modified server, Mods, Neon Night, Neon Night City, PvP, Roleplay, rp server, Server, SurvivalHello! We offer two servers, an addon-filled Bedrock realm, and a modified All The Mods 7 Java server! We are a collaborative/light RP server. If you join the server, you MUST join the Discord! https://discord.gg/e3z5d3G9ng MANY mods, including administration mods to keep your stuff from being griefed.
149.56.20.166:25580
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Purrfect Pixel Minecraft Server
Grey cat Sex I like her Feline Pet Kitten Domestic cat Tabby Female cat Cute cat Playful cat Grey fur Affectionate cat Indoor cat Loving cat Companion animal Whiskers Purring cat Cuddly cat Grey tabby, Minecraft, PIXEL, Purrfect, ServerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all obsessed with a mysterious NPC named Her. Legend has it that Her is a powerful being who can grant you unlimited diamonds, but only if you can complete her insane challenges. From building a house made entirely of cake to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot, Her’s quests will push your Minecraft skills to the limit.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. How about a game of “Hot Potato” where the potato explodes if you hold onto it for too long? Or maybe you’d prefer “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against a herd of pigs to reach the finish line first.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughs, challenges, and pure madness, then come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of Her and unlock the secrets of the Minecraft universe!
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Longs Open Minecraft SMP Price
Buy and Hold, financial discipline, holding stocks, Investment mindset, Investment philosophy, investment strategy, long term investing, long term wealth building, long-term commitment, long-term gains, Long-term goals, long-term perspective, long-term success, long-term vision, longs, Minecraft, Open, patience, perseverance, price, refusing to sell, smp, stock market, stock market psychologyWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have players who can hold their lungs open for years at any price! That’s right, forget about breathing underwater potions, we have players who can just chill at the bottom of the ocean without a care in the world.And don’t even think about trying to make them close at a loss, because they will just wait it out like a boss. Imagine the epic battles they could have underwater, holding their breath for days while fighting off mobs and other players. It’s like a real-life Aquaman situation, but way more ridiculous.
So if you want to join a server where players have superhuman lung capacity and refuse to back down, then come join us! Just be prepared to witness some truly insane underwater battles and maybe even learn a thing or two about the power of perseverance.
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CraftyDebtsForgiven
appreciation, black and white, Chores, Communication, CraftyDebtsForgiven, credit card debt, emotional labor, Expenses, family, financial contributions, financial situation, household responsibilities, Imbalance, long term relationship, Reciprocation.., relationship, shared expenses, transactional, Transportation, Understanding, ValueLooking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing the load just like this poor girlfriend who does ALL the chores! Join us and experience the joy of cutting virtual hair, cooking virtual meals, and cleaning virtual houses with your fellow players.But that’s not all – we also offer a unique transportation system where you can share cars with your friends in-game! Just like how this girlfriend shares her boyfriend’s car, you can hop in and drive around the block together. And don’t worry about owing money, because on our server, we believe in repaying debts through virtual chores and tasks.
So come join us on our server, where we value family, teamwork, and the occasional sandwich-making quest. Who needs a maid when you have a whole community of players willing to help out? Join now and experience the true meaning of cooperation in Minecraft!
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7DaysToBlockParty
10. Make memories, 11. Cherish moments, 12. Live without regrets, 13. Appreciate life, 14. Live intentionally, 15. Countdown to death, 16. Last wishes, 17. Embrace mortality, 18. Live passionately, 19. Make amends, 2. Bucket list, 20. Live with purpose., 3. Time management, 4. Carpe diem, 5. Live fully, 6. Last days, 7. Seize the day, 7DaysToBlockParty, 8. Final moments, 9. End of life, life reflectionAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams in the last 7 days of your life!Join us for a chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
But beware, time is ticking and you only have 7 days to live, so make the most of it on our server filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life before your time runs out! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your last week on Earth the most epic one yet!
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MissileCraft Server: Iran2Russia
arms deal, arms race, ballistic missiles, defense industry, defense pact, foreign affairs, geopolitical news, global politics, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, missile defense, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, Server, strategic partnership, weapons tradehey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like russia? do u like ballistic missiles? well boy do we have the server for u! join us and u can help iran provide russia with ballistic missiles in the coming days! u can be a part of history, u can be a part of the chaos! join now and help us make the world a more explosive place! boom boom pow! -
SarawakCraft: No Oil for You!
#sarawak, Asia-Pacific region, cease activities, China, Diplomatic tension, disputed territories, economic interests, energy resources, foreign policy, international relations, Malaysia, maritime activities, news report, Oil, oil-rich waters, political conflict, SarawakCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warningomg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, imagine if china and malaysia were fighting over oil in minecraft, that would be so crazy right? well guess what, that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! u can be part of the epic battle for oil-rich waters off sarawak, it’s like a real-life drama but in minecraft! join now and be a part of the chaos, it’s gonna be so much fun! #minecraftdrama #oilwars #sarawakshowdown