retarded takes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ChildhoodDirtDiggin’Craft
carefree adventures, carefree bliss, carefree days, childhood joy, childhood memories, creativity, favorite hobbies, freedom to explore, fun and games, happy memories, imagination, Innocence, joyful moments, kids at heart, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, playful spirit, Playtime, simple pleasures, youthful exuberance
Remember when you used to sneak into the kitchen at midnight to make yourself a mountain of peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but instead of sandwiches, you’re crafting enchanted diamond swords to fight off hordes of evil zombie chickens.
Join our server and relive your wildest childhood fantasies in a virtual world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns and mountains made entirely of candy. Not to mention, our secret hidden treasure chests are filled with unlimited amounts of cake and diamonds.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic, nostalgia-inducing Minecraft server of all time and let your inner child run wild!

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Ethniania
alliances, Anarchy, base building, custom crafting, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Limitless, No Rules, open world, open-ended, player factions, player interaction, player-driven, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Unrestricted, Vanilla, WARFARE
Etniania is an Anarchic Survival Server in Minecraft where there are no set rules, meaning players can do pretty much whatever they want without limitations. It is a 100% survival experience, players can build and explore without limits, fight with other players or destroy everything they want. So, in short, do what everyone wants without any type of rule.
Within the server there is a system of Ethnicities, which would be like groups formed by players. Players can create their own Ethnicity, join them, form alliances, add bases, go to war with other ethnicities, customize it, and more available.
The Server also uses custom items created by the server itself to make this more fun. On the website you have a list of the items and their crafts.
IP: 143.47.47.84
143.47.47.84

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
0hgq.vanillaboxmc.ru

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ConstitutionCraft
ConstitutionCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?
So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”

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Cover’s Ex-Managers’ Secret Minecraft Lair
Ayumi, career move, COVER Corp, covers, Entertainment, ex-employee, ExManagers, gossip, HYPAVOX, Industry, internet, japanese, Lair, lmao, lol, Manager, Minecraft, rumor, secret, social media, speculation, Surprise, talent agency, trending, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is managed by none other than Ayumi’s ex-manager, who used to work for Cover Corp! That’s right, we’ve got connections to the virtual idol world, so you know our server is gonna be lit AF.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and maybe even a virtual concert or two (performed by Minecraft villagers, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to dance the night away. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the hype is about! #BestServerEver #CoverCorpWho?

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Crafty Conundrums
funny pranks, funny work stories, industry inside jokes, industry jokes, industry pranks., industry slang, office humor, office jokes, office pranks, practical joke, practical jokes at work, professional humor, professional jokes, professionals, work humor, work jokes, work pranks, workplace humor, workplace pranks
Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

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AquaticMc
AquaticMc, custom abilities, custom boss, custom classes, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, custom skills, minecraft server, Roleplay, Survival, Survival RPG
AquaticMc
Dive into a world of survival rpg server
What can you find?
– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!
49.12.85.246:8041

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CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress
64 bit update, blog, Competitive News, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, lol, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.
We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.
Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

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Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast
California, californians, corporate, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Data Protection, Decisions, fear, Global, headquarters, influence, International, Japan, jurisdiction, offices, pixiv, privacy policy, regulations, Residents, revision history, sony playstation, Technology, Tread, WestCoastBestCoast, world
Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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BoomerCraft
aging process, back pain, empty nest syndrome, Experience, getting older, Glasses, grandchildren, gray hair, growing old gracefully, hearing loss, joint pain, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior discounts, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles
Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!
Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.
Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

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