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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

crime, dark thoughts, desperate situation, disturbing behavior, drastic actions, ethical dilemmas, Extreme Measures, Family issues, financial ruin, illegal activities, mental health, Minecraft, morbidly obese women, murder, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, retarded stepson, Revenge, Server, taboo, troubled relationships, twisted desires, UK LAW

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and legal troubles? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is a safe haven where you can build and explore without any worries about your stepson’s questionable life choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make your stepson disappear without breaking any laws! Join now and say goodbye to your problems (and your stepson)!

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	1571
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Acai Looks Like Noob

Acai, Amazon, Antioxidant, berry, Boost, Bowl, DELICIOUS, ENERGY, Exotic, healthy, immune system, long tail tag, noob, Nutritious, organic, pronunciation, smoothie, Superfood, syllables, Tropical, vitamin-rich, weight loss

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

active community, Afk, awesome builds, Battles, Build Competitions, Community, compete, Diamond Economy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, GEMSTONES, LuckyGem, Mature, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, player-built, responsive staff, Server Information, Shiny, smp, stall, trusted community, Uhc, vision, Voicechat, WEEKLY, weekly competitions, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.

We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.

No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!

No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.

No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!

Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!

Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!

SERVER INFORMATION

We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn

Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP?	To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server?	We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
Can I donate to the server?	We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
How can I get involved in server events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	358
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	5207	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SisSlayin

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	52	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!