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ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Just ‘Pick One’!

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, Crafty, decision fatigue, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, McCraftface, Options, Pick, pick one, picking between two, Selecting, selecting from a list, selection, Server, uncertainty, weighing options

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Spank Me in Spain – A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

Behavior, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural observations, customs, Etiquette, Europe, foreign countries, global perspectives, Minecraft, misconceptions, Server, social expectations, social norms, societal norms, spain, Spainiards, Spanish culture, Spank, Stereotypes, Traditions, travel, travel experiences

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mines Excavated:	2042	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event every Friday where all the players have to dress up as Spanish conquistadors and raid each other’s bases for gold and diamonds! It’s like a real-life history lesson, but with more explosions!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and currency. If you can befriend them, you’ll gain access to their exclusive llama-only market where you can trade for rare items like enchanted saddles and disco balls.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Egg Hunt” where players have to search the entire server for the elusive dragon egg, which has been hidden in a different location each year. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the land of “Do asSpainiards REALLY???”

Blocky Bois and Derpy Dudes: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Noobs Alike

alike, Backlash, Beliefs, blocky, Bois, Christian, controversy, criticism, derpy, Dudes, Fame, hype, influence, judgment, media attention, Memelords, Minecraft, Murdered, Noobs, overhyped, Perception, Popularity, public figure, public opinion, Religion, scrutiny, Server, social media, Speech, Ultimate

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant chicken statues or starting impromptu dance parties in the town square.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that only the bravest adventurers can defeat. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when someone might sneak up behind you and…well, let’s just say things can get a little crazy around here.

LDAR or Not LDAR Minecraft Server

#sustainability, air pollution, air quality control, anti-LDAR, clean air, compliance monitoring, data analysis, emissions control, environmental activism, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, industrial processes, LDAR, Minecraft, Monitoring, pollution prevention, pollution reduction, pro-LDAR, regulatory compliance, regulatory enforcement, Server, Technology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7304
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the age-old debate of pro-LDAR vs. anti-LDAR! Choose your side and fight for what you believe in, whether it’s mining every block in sight or avoiding any block that crosses your path.

Join us for epic battles, crazy debates, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power of LDAR (whatever that is)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

PirateCraft: ONE PIECE Adventure

Adventure, Anime, best, brook, Chopper, epic journey, franky, Luffy, Manga, marineford, Nami, one piece, Piece, PirateCraft, Pirates, robin, sanji, Shanks, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, whitebeard, zoro

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	2678	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	289	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the holy grail of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – we have players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have joined in on the fun. You’ll see creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the moonwalk. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way, of course).

So, why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And hey, if you don’t believe us, just ask Steve – he’s our resident Minecraft expert and he can vouch for how awesome this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers and Builders Find Common Ground

4chan, Builders, common, Communication, complexity, comprehension, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Degree, Difficulty, education, Experience, Find, forum, Frustration, ground, internet, knowledge, learning, McCraftface, Medicine, Online Community, PHYSICS., site understanding, Technology, Thread

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a confused noob on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending challenge!

Imagine this: you stumble upon our server after years of confusion and frustration on 4chan. You start to feel like a genius as you navigate through the forums with ease, only to realize that you need not one, but TWO degrees to truly understand the site. But fear not, because on our server, we make things even more challenging!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and mind-boggling puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs a physics degree when you can conquer our server with pure wit and determination?

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the secrets of our server! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Mineholo – Where Hololive idols mine diamonds and troll creepers in style!

Anime, CGDCT, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, DATING, diamonds, Entertainment, erp, Gaming, holochads, hololive, IDOLS, japanese, Mineholo, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplaying, rust server, Server, streaming, Style, troll, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

🤣 Are you tired of playing on boring old Rust servers where nobody even talks to each other? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the *insert outrageous server name* Minecraft server – where the hololive vtubers come to play and find love! 🥰

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some ERP with your favorite virtual waifus. 🌟 Picture this: Aqua accidentally sets the entire server on fire while trying to cook dinner, and Pekora is hopping around like a maniac trying to put it out with her carrot bombs. 🥕 Meanwhile, Korone is chasing her tail in circles and Ina is peacefully painting the chaos around her. 🎨

So what are you waiting for, holochads? Come join us for a CGDCT experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the process. 😉💕

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

Asian cuisine, balanced diet, comfort food, Cooking, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fried, Fried food, fried rice, Good, grains, Healthy Eating, homemade, meal prep, MINERALS, nutrition, protein, Rice, rice dishes, RiceCraft, takeout, VEGETABLES, VITAMINS

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4711	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1969
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

action, Adventure, Alternate Reality, America, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS, dark humor, Dystopia, Exploration, Fallout, fallout series, Gaming, immersive experience, nuclear war, post-apocalyptic, post-nuclear, retro-futuristic, role playing, RPG, series, society collapse, Survival, video games, Wasteland, watch

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5903	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

accomplishment, Allowance, allowances, candy, candy store, Chores, Forgotten, Fun, Happiness, hard work, incentive, indulgence, kind of day, money earned, motivation, Palace, Payday, pixelated, procrastination, Productive, Raided, Responsible, REWARD, self-discipline, self-reward, Spent, stores, tasks completed, treat yourself

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7860	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Emeralds Found:	3968	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!