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SMPoliticalGenius – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crops Grown:	9447	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally take control of your destiny and become the greatest political mind of your generation! No more evil fathers or retarded brothers to overshadow you, just pure unadulterated power and influence! Our corrupt system will be no match for your cunning strategies and masterful manipulation skills. Say goodbye to CIA Manchurian candidates and hello to your new golden era of dominance! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the real political genius is! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftSMP #PowerPlay #PoliticalMastermind

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1260
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1017	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchantments Applied:	293	Star Shards Collected:	181
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197