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PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

CHAPTERS, Clips, CTW, hatsune miku, holoEN, Holosummer, Holotori, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, Land, laughs, Llamas, MDC, merch, mind craft, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, original song, PixelPanic, printers, songs, Stellar Stellar, The Forgotten Song, twitter, youtube channel

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	153

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

#youtube, Audience, Chant, Dance, DerpCraft, dey, Dey Foo, enjoyment, Entertainment, Event, Foo, Fun, Good, Kids, Live, Muh Chilren, Music, ONLINE, Performance, singing, song, streaming, Video, watch

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocks, blue archive, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, Galore, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, jp, LIMITED, lolz, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	7776
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blocky, Boobs, creeper, cuddles, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, Feminist critique, feminist themes, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Misogyny, representation, sexism, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, Strong Women, women in media

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

Artistic, Beautiful, BLOCK, body positivity, Confidence, Creative, empowerment, feminine, glamour, influencer, Joanna, Joannas, jolly, MODEL, natural beauty., Non-nudes, nudes, Party, photography, post, Self-expression, Sensual, Sexy, social media

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

appreciation, Baltic languages, Baltic region, blocked, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, cross-cultural communication, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign language, global perspective, Language, language learning, Listen, listening skills, Lithuanians, Multiculturalism, Respect, speak, Understanding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

Crafty, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiNerds, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Run for your life on the ‘GTFO or RIP’ Minecraft server!

Adrenaline Rush, danger around every corner, edge of your seat, escape room, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED, gtfo, heart racing, heart-pounding, high stakes, horror games, intense atmosphere, intense gameplay, Life, life or death situations, Minecraft, nail-biting excitement., panic-inducing, race against time, RIP, RUN, Server, survival horror, Suspenseful, terrifying scenarios, Thriller

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you ready for a Minecraft server that will give you the “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE OR YOU’RE FUCKED” feels? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Half Life and Titanic: Adventure Out of Time on steroids!

Join our server if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging creeper explosions to navigating through treacherous dungeons, this server will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Imagine a game where you have to build a house while being chased by a horde of zombies, or a race against time to find the rarest diamonds in the world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most intense and thrilling Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, if you don’t get out of there in time, you’re totally fucked!

HalalCraft: Where even the creepers follow dietary restrictions

#youtube, animal rights, Beating, controversy, CREEPERS, cultural norms, debate, dietary, Dogs, Ethics, follow, girl, halal, HalalCraft, inshallah, Islamic law, morality, Online Community, punishment, Religion, religious beliefs, restrictions, social media, violence, viral video

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never ends! Are you ready to embark on the most wild and wacky adventure of your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the most insane battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords while wearing watermelon helmets. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have joined in on the fun!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creeper DJs spin the hottest tracks while you mine for diamonds in the dance floor. And don’t even get us started on our enchanted taco stand where you can trade emeralds for magical tacos that give you super powers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even run into a unicorn riding a pig or stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server!