🔥Retail Simulator Gameplay Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky Bants – Minecraft Madness #5344

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so crazy that creepers have been known to breakdance instead of exploding. You’ll never know what to expect!

2. Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and ends up in the End dimension. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. We have a secret underground base where villagers throw epic parties every night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their dance moves.

4. The Ender Dragon on our server is actually a stand-up comedian. You’ll be laughing so hard, you might forget to defeat it!

5. Our server events include sheep racing, pig jousting, and chicken karaoke. It’s a true spectacle that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be ready for the unexpected and the downright ridiculous!

Dumb Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon, where you have to dodge flaming arrows and dodge evil creepers trying to sabotage your fun. And if you make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that have special abilities, like flying pigs and explosive chickens. And don’t even get me started on our dance parties at the disco club in the Nether realm – it’s lit!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Come on, don’t be a dumb bitch – join our server now!

☕ Just another Java Survival Server, but with a fancy af coffee theme because why not lol

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address	mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

Thrembo’s Cold Shower Calithe Watch: The LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further than lefort THREMBO! Join us for a wild ride of cold shower therapy and calithe watch! Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have the refreshing feeling of a cold shower and the excitement of watching calithe do…whatever it is calithe does! Trust us, once you join lefort THREMBO, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Trashkino’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs through the skies, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Our community is filled with friendly players who love to prank each other and have epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are the dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LunarSphere: Where even Endermen are fashionable and Creeper explosions are fabulous!

Audius, Classes, Community, creeper, Custom, Custom Shops, Economy, ELEMENTALS, Enchants, endermen, EU, Events, explosions, Fabulous, Fashionable, Jobs, LunarSphere, Magic, mobs, Music, Nostalgia, Plots, RPG, smp, Trading, twists, US, Vanilla

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	audius.party
Discord	https://discord.gg/xm4xmxH7cx
Server Summary	Systems-friendly environment Open to everybody Welcoming community, including the LGBT+ community EU / US Community Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims Custom Shops, Enchants, Jobs, Economy, Player Trading Custom Classes and mobs with magic fighting elements

Main features of our server are long-time thought through with various open changes coming our way in the future. Welcome to join us now!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to everybody.

2. Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom shops, enchantments, jobs, economy, and player trading. Additionally, there are custom classes and mobs with magical elements.

3. Is the community welcoming and non-toxic?

Yes, the community is non-toxic and welcoming to all players.

4. Can players claim land on the server?

Yes, players can use the Land-Claim GUIs for easy landclaims.

5. What regions does the server cater to?

The server caters to both EU and US communities.

Beefys Minecraft World VS Hypixel

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Comparison of Hypixel and Beefys Minecraft World:

Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Large player base	New and growing server
Multiple game modes and minigames	Focus on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes
Well-established with regular updates	Tons of quality of life features like /back, keepinv, and player warps

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	Beefys Minecraft World
Can I play minigames?	Yes, Hypixel offers multiple game modes and minigames.	No, Beefys Minecraft World focuses on vanilla survival, skyblock, and creative modes.
Is the player base large?	Yes, Hypixel has a large player base.	Beefys Minecraft World is a new and growing server.
Are there regular updates?	Yes, Hypixel is well-established with regular updates.	Beefys Minecraft World offers quality of life features like /back and keepinv.

Blocky Ballers

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fabulous as Ayako in that movie where she outshined Haruko? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate beauty queen of the virtual world! Join us and bask in the glow of our stunning landscapes, where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret levels where you can find a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that grants you the power to turn your enemies into adorable bunnies. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted armor that makes you look like a magical unicorn warrior.

So why was Ayako prettier than Haruko in the movie? Because she was secretly playing on our server and leveling up her style game, of course! Join us now and become the most fabulous player in all of Minecraft history.

Pixelated Anime Adventures: The Weeb Server

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🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as innovative as a Manga AI Localization Start-Up Company? Look no further, because our server is raising the bar with our insane goal of translating 500 new Minecraft volumes PER MONTH into English! 📚💻

🚀 Join us as we fight against Minecraft piracy and increase the legally available gameplay for all demographics with our cutting-edge AI technology. Who needs real translators when you have AI, right? 🤖💥

🔥 First Magus Bride, now our Minecraft server – the future is here and it’s looking bright! So come on, hop on board and be a part of this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe one day our server will be as big as Emaqi! 😉✨

💰 Don’t miss out on this opportunity to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and let’s revolutionize the Minecraft world together! 🎮🌈

(Note: This is a fictional and exaggerated description for entertainment purposes only. Please do not take it seriously.)

GenuineMC: Where the only thing not vanilla is our jokes! Join our community-driven fun on 1.20.2!

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Server IP	SemiVanilla.GenMC.net

About Our Server:

GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that is ran by the community! We have attracted individuals of various ages and nationalities who have found themselves at home on our Server. Their voices have helped shape our community and have helped us to move forward as a Minecraft Server. Their voices have allowed GenuineMC to become what it is today! Our spawn is full of exploration and the central point of all in-game information including our rules, staff members, social medias and more!

Features:

GenuineMC has a large winter themed spawn with plenty to explore! We host numerous fun and exciting events throughout the year as well as some occasional events hosted in our Discord! Our server also includes a handful of player made shops as well as a massive town (built by one of our veteran players) to explore right outside of our spawn! Come relax with us and enjoy your stay on GenMC!

Rules:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join GenuineMC?	To join GenuineMC, simply connect to the server using the IP address SemiVanilla.GenMC.net
Are there any age restrictions to play on GenuineMC?	No, GenuineMC welcomes players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules and respect other players.
Can I build my own creations on GenuineMC?	Absolutely! GenuineMC is a Semi-Vanilla server that encourages creativity and building. Just make sure to follow the server rules.
Are there regular events on GenuineMC?	Yes, GenuineMC hosts various fun and exciting events throughout the year for all players to enjoy.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5181
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	19
New Chunks Explored:	699040	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	230	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ores Mined:	1881
Void Armor Forged:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5059	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mines Excavated:	4402	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Innovative Retail Simulator Gameplay Minecraft Servers

Java Survival SMP Server

We will always strive to…

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server open to everyone?

2. Are there custom features on the server?

3. Is the community welcoming and non-toxic?

4. Can players claim land on the server?

5. What regions does the server cater to?

About Our Server:

Features:

Rules:

FAQ: