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Mall Whore Minecraft Server

compulsive shopper, consumer culture, consumerism, fashion junkie, fashion lover, fashionista, impulse buying, Mall, mall rat, mallaholic, mallwhore, materialistic, Minecraft, retail addict, retail addiction, retail junkie, retail obsession, retail therapy, retail therapy addict, Server, Shopaholic, shopping addict, shopping spree, whore

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

coexistence, cyberbullying, danger, discrimination, DIVAS, dynamite, extremism, fear, Harassment, hate crime, intolerance, Islamophobia, Minecraft, online hate, Peace, prejudice, racism, radicalization, Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, violence

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	120

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

aliexpress jeans, Barefoot, Bash, bday party, Birthday, casual attire, celebration, Cultural differences, Decision making, deodorant, Dilemma, fashion, flipflops, friendship, indian friend, Minecraft, Outfit, party etiquette, personal hygiene, ralph lauren polo shirt, Server, social norms, Style

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3928	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	81
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9411	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	291
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	8048	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

at my, at my cute, clock, clock wife’s, ClockWifesTits, cute, cute clock wife’s, LOLzCraft, long trail, looking, looking at, looking at my, my cute, my cute clock, Server, STOP, stop looking, tags, tits, VT, Wife, wife’s tits

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	261
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!