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Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

TballMomDramaCraft

AITAH, Arguing, baseball, child’s activities, Equipment, ex wife, family dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, pink glove, pink glove controversy, play correctly, proper equipment, proper technique, Right hand, right-handed, sports, Sportsmanship, T-ball, T-ball league, TballMomDramaCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	557941
Animals Bred:	155	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ores Mined:	9778	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Votes:	8458

Are you tired of dealing with parents who don’t know the first thing about sports equipment? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of T-ball leagues with clueless parents!

On our server, you can play with whatever glove you want, whether it’s pink, purple, or covered in glitter. No one will judge you for using the “wrong” hand, because in Minecraft, anything goes!

Plus, we have exclusive mini-games where you can show off your T-ball skills and hit home runs like a pro. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – on our server, you make the rules!

So say goodbye to the chaos of real-life sports leagues and join us for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a home run every time!

BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?

Breakfast, breakfast choices, breakfast ideas, breakfast on the go, BreakfastCraft, busy day, DELICIOUS, EASY, Energizing, fuel for the day, good morning, goto, grab and go, healthy, Meal, morning meal, morning routine, on the run, Options, Quick, smp, start the day right, to go, whats

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, Changing the past, CraftyTimeMachine, Future decisions, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom, Youthful mistakes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to play. Join us for the ultimate adventure of a lifetime and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come. So what are you waiting for? Time travel your way to our server and let the craziness begin!

BoomCoastCraft

bomb disposal, Bomb squad, bomb threat, BoomCoastCraft, coastal patrol, crisis management., danger zone, Detonation, emergency response, english coast, evacuation, explosion, explosive device, Floating, heaves, maritime security, megabomb, Military, naval operations, near.., Public Safety

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a floating megabomb dat just be chillin near da English coast. like, who wouldn’t wanna see dat? it’s like a fireworks show but way more dangerous and exciting.

Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all da coolest players hang out. we got diamond armor for days and a never-ending supply of enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that roams the server and breathes fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? yeah, we’re pretty much unstoppable.

So come join us on dis epic adventure and see what all da hype is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.

What are Minecraft servers like Crazy Planet S2 ?

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to Crazy Planet S2 include:

1. Hypixel – Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its variety of minigames and game modes, as well as unique features like custom plugins and events.

2. Mineplex – Mineplex is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a range of minigames, including popular ones like Skywars and Survival Games. It also has a strong community and active player base.

3. The Hive – The Hive is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of popular minigames and game modes, such as Hide and Seek and DeathRun. It also has unique features like custom cosmetics and unlockable perks.

4. CubeCraft Games – CubeCraft Games is a Minecraft server that focuses on competitive gameplay, with a variety of PvP games like EggWars and SkyWars. It also has custom features like parkour challenges and seasonal events.

5. Complex Gaming – Complex Gaming is a Minecraft server known for its mix of survival and minigames, offering a unique blend of gameplay experiences for players to enjoy.

These servers all offer similar elements to Crazy Planet S2 , including engaging gameplay, community events, and unique features to keep players entertained. Whether you’re looking for a new challenge or simply want to explore different servers, these options are worth checking out.

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PontialLand: Where griefers go to cry and creepers get stage fright!

Advanced, Adventuring, anti cheat, Build Competitions, building, Challenges, classic, Cooperative, CREEPERS, cross-platform, cry, Environment, Friendly, fright, Fun, Griefers, Platform, PontialLand, Protection, Pure, PvP, Rewards, Safe, SECURITY, Simple, Stable, Stage, Survival, Tournaments, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

🌍 PontialLand Survival Server 🌍
(Java & Bedrock Cross-Platform)

Overview:

Server Type:	Pure Survival, Safe and Stable
Server Version:	Minecraft 1.21.2 (Supports both Java and Bedrock players)
Java IP:	mc1401349.fmcs.cloud
Bedrock IP:	162.55.95.54
Bedrock Port:	32491
Community:	Join our Discord/QQ group for updates and to connect with fellow players!

Server Features:

Cross-Platform Play
Pure Survival
No Griefing
Friendly Community
Custom Events
Strong Server Protection

Who Should Join?

Players who love a classic, pure survival experience
Anyone who wants to play with friends across different platforms (Java and Bedrock)
Those who enjoy building, adventuring, and surviving in a safe, protected environment

How to Join:

Java Edition: Enter our server IP: mc1401349.fmcs.cloud
Bedrock Edition: Enter the IP: 162.55.95.54 and port 32491

Join PontialLand today and be part of a warm, friendly, and creative Minecraft community—whether you’re on Java or Bedrock!

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server from both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft?

A: Yes, PontialLand is a cross-platform server, allowing players on both Java and Bedrock editions to join and play together. Just use the respective IP and port provided above.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server?

A: No, PontialLand has strict anti-grief measures in place to protect player creations. You can build and play without fear of your constructions being destroyed.

Q: Are there special events or challenges on this server?

A: Yes, PontialLand hosts custom events, PvP tournaments, and build competitions with rewards for winners. It adds an extra layer of excitement to the classic survival gameplay.

Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?

A: Join the Discord/QQ group associated with PontialLand to stay updated on server news, connect with fellow players, and engage in community discussions.

Uzumaki Watch Party Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, Community, discussion, Event, Fans, Gathering, Horror, junji ito, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Party, series, Server, streaming, Suspense, Thriller, tonight, uzumaki, virtual, watch, watch party

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Animals Bred:	101	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of searching for an Uzumaki watch party online and coming up empty-handed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting the ultimate Uzumaki watch party tonight! Join us for a night of ninja action, crazy jutsu, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Naruto himself (Disclaimer: Naruto may or may not actually be able to log into our server). Don’t miss out on the chance to watch your favorite anime in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few hidden Sharingan users. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a night of epic proportions!

Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

Analysis, andre, comparison, criticism, Disappointment, Downfall, English club, Fans, football, gomes, João, João Gomes, Lemina, Man Utd, Management, Minecraft, ownership, Performance, Players, premier league, smp, squad, Transfer, WOLVERHAMPTON

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Items Found:	6927
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

EveningPlansMC SMP

activities, Agenda, Chill, Dinner, Entertainment, Evening, EveningPlansMC, Events, family, Friends, Fun, Hangout, leisure, movies, nightlife, outings, Plans, Relaxation, Schedule, smp, socializing, unwind

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding another diamond in a cave? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor or a pet slime named Slimey McSlimeface.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your chicken costume for the weekly Chicken Dance Party, then you might regret it a little bit.

80sFitNotLit

#workout, 80s, 80sFitNotLit, aerobics, body image, diet, Exercise, fad diets, FITNESS, Food, health, healthy, high carb, Jane Fonda, Lifestyle, low fat, Nostalgia, nutrition, trends, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5733
Mines Excavated:	1877	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Remember when people in the 80s thought it was totally cool to wear leg warmers and sweatbands? Well, just like those fashion choices, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past! Join us for a totally tubular experience where you can build your own neon-colored pixel art and groove to some rad tunes from the era of big hair and shoulder pads.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a funky fowl who loves to bust a move on the dance floor (or should we say dance coop?). Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his slick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer perm!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of the 80s. Who needs kale smoothies and yoga when you can have parachute pants and breakdancing creepers? Join us now and let’s party like it’s 1985!