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NoAggroCraft
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we prove that playing violent video games doesn’t make you a psycho killer! We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make unicorns jealous. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. -
PhaseGods Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!Join us and become a PhaseGod, a legendary being with the power to control time and space in the game. Imagine being able to pause the game whenever you need to take a bathroom break or fast forward through those pesky nighttime mobs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive in-game events. From giant chicken races to treasure hunts with explosive surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the PhaseGods community. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
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DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! -
MaduroCraft: Election Edition
so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all. -
DietCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).
So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?
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BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!
so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.
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MaduroDefeatedByOpposition
come join our epic minecraft server where the venezuelan opposition has PROOF that they defeated maduro in a wild sunday election battle! we have crazy pvp battles where you can fight for political power and show off your minecraft skills! build your own presidential palace and rule over your own virtual country! join now and be part of the revolution! #minecraftpolitics #madurodefeated #crazyelections -
CraftyVaxRevolution
hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?
so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!
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IntermittentFastingFail41
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.