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Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	97
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!

LunchCraft: AITA?

aita, art lover, birthday gift, demeaning, Disappointed, Explanation, financial issues, glamorous gift, Helpful, Listen, LUNCHBOX, LunchCraft, making lunch for work, other things wanted, pissed off, rant, remember, rude comments, studio apartment, teeth bothering, unique mug, Upset

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value thoughtful gift-giving and dental hygiene above all else! Join us for a chance to win a virtual lunchbox and experience the thrill of packing your own pixelated lunch. Our community is filled with art enthusiasts and mug collectors, so you’ll fit right in if you appreciate the finer things in blocky life.

But beware, our players take their lunch breaks very seriously. Forget to bring your lunchbox to work in-game, and you might just face the wrath of your fellow gamers. Don’t be like the boyfriend in this story who missed out on a delicious virtual meal because of dental issues – keep those teeth clean and your lunchbox handy!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a creeper explosion and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor. Don’t be the one left hungry and gift-less – join now for a chance to win big and show off your virtual lunchbox collection!

CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobe, Destination, dream vacation, Explore, Minecraft, Server, travel, trotters, Wanderlust, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2

If you were given the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Well, forget about real-world travel because our Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride to places you never even dreamed of!

Join our server and you’ll be whisked away to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug.

Explore our vast world filled with towering castles made entirely of cake, oceans of lava perfect for a relaxing swim, and villages where the villagers speak in nothing but cat memes.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old real-world destinations when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyCowsMC

Ancient civilization, Bollywood, colors, CraftyCowsMC, cuisine, culture, curry, Diversity, Festivals, Gandhi, History, India, Population, progress, Sarees, spirituality, Taj Mahal, Technology, tradition, unity in diversity, vibrant, yoga

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Spicy! And that’s exactly what you’ll get on our Minecraft server – a spicy adventure like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated version of India where you can ride on elephants, battle with samosas, and even climb the Taj Mahal (yes, you read that right). Our server is so lit, even the cows are doing Bollywood dance numbers! So come on down and experience the curry-filled chaos for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

CraftyEU Diplomat

Baltic states, CraftyEU, diplomat, diplomatic job, Estonia, EU, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, European governance, european integration, European leadership, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union member states, foreign affairs, Government, leadership, Politics, prime minister, resignation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
New Chunks Explored:	998502	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Votes:	5886	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

lol so the estonian pm was like “peace out y’all imma go be a top eu diplomat now” and we were all like “wait what??” but then we realized he just wanted to join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest builds and the wildest adventures. like one time, we found a secret village full of talking pigs who taught us how to fly with diamond wings. and another time, we battled a giant chicken boss who shot lasers out of its eyes. so if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe, come join us now! the estonian pm did, so why not you??

WalkOutCraft

Adulthood, Childhood, Coming of Age, Decision making, emotional development, Escaping, finding oneself, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, leaving the nest, life stages, Maturity, moving on, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, running away, Self Discovery, transitioning, walking out, WalkOutCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	518
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

WelfareQueenMC Server

entitlement programs, financial assistance, government assistance, low-income, medicaid, POVERTY, public assistance, Server, social services, social welfare, subsidized housing, welfare application, welfare assistance, welfare benefits, welfare eligibility, welfare fraud, welfare office, welfare program, welfare queen, welfare requirements, welfare system, WelfareQueenMC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze filled with jiggaboo zombies and collect Oxys to survive! But be careful, if you get caught by the SS office guards, you’ll have to start all over again. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, boy bands, catchy tunes, chart-toppers, Dance, Entertainment, Fandom, girl groups, global phenomenon, Hallyu wave, idol groups, IDOLS, International, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music videos, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea, viral

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchantments Applied:	165
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to build a Kpop-themed castle with your fellow Minecrafters? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where you can party with virtual Kpop idols and even challenge them to a game of Spleef!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some pixelated Kpop magic together!