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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4049 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
