Rest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BedtimeCraft

well-being, mental health, Lifestyle, healthy habits, productivity

come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. trust me, you won’t want to leave this place. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. who needs sleep when you can be partying with creepers and ender dragons all night long?

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CuntCraft: USA vs Rest – Minecraft Server

societal expectations, Server, body odor, personal space, cunts

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and crazy players hang out!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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DayOffDelight

Enjoy, long weekend, Sleep, Happiness, Rejuvenate

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers wear top hats? Well, this is the place for you, my dude!

We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!

Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?

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PotionCrafters

Relaxation, warm blankets, essential oils, comfort food, Soup

Are you feeling sicker than a zombie in a sauna? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure what ails ya! Join us for a dose of virtual vitamin D and let our pixelated pigs and cows give you a pick-me-up like no other. Our enchanted potions are brewed with only the finest ingredients, including tears of a creeper and unicorn farts. So come on down and let our blocky world of wonders heal your soul and make you feel better than a diamond sword in a field of zombies. Join now and say goodbye to feeling under the weather, because on our server, the only thing that’s sick is our sick beats!

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CircumCraft: Cut Above the Rest

genital mutilation, Medical Ethics, personal choice, medical necessity, unnecessary procedure

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got more foreskin than you can shake a stick at! Like, seriously, we’re all about keeping things intact down there. Plus, our players have the wildest stories about their foreskin adventures – like one time, someone built a whole castle out of foreskin blocks! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that have taken place over who has the longest foreskin in the land. So come on, join us and let your foreskin flag fly high!

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Chuuba’s Con Flu Minecraft Server

convention flu, REST, Medical advice, flu season, flu treatment

Join our Minecraft server because Chuuba got the “con flu” and now we have a whole section dedicated to building giant tissue boxes to help him feel better. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that cares so much about its players’ health?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of cheese. Yes, you read that right. CHEESE. So come join us and embark on the cheesiest adventure of your life!

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Bedrock Brawlers Minecraft Server

Evening Routine, Server, productivity, exhaustion, Minecraft

Are you tired of pretending to be British online just to fit in? Join our Minecraft server where you can be your true American self without fear of judgment! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for all your patriotic building needs. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant bald eagle statue, it will come to life and protect your base from creepers. So come on and join us, because nothing says freedom like playing Minecraft as your true American self! 🇺🇸🦅 #Murica

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Pillowmoid’s Minecraft Server

pillowmoid, bedtime, CUDDLE, alone, sad

Are you tired of spending your nights hugging your boring old pillowmoid? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can hug all sorts of crazy creatures instead! From fluffy unicorns to fiery dragons, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Pillowmoid King, who is said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off. Yes, you read that right, a dance-off! Get your best moves ready and show off your skills to claim your prize.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the Sparklestone. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Sparklestone will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for the Sparklestone!

Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and hilarious moments waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Say goodbye to boring pillowmoids and hello to a world of excitement and laughter!

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NapCraft Minecraft Server

feeling rested, NAP, groggy, waking up, Relaxation

Hey there, sleepyhead! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will wake you up faster than a bucket of ice water, then look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll think you’re still dreaming.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Naptime Olympics” where players compete to see who can build the comfiest bed in under 5 minutes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just when you think you’re safe in your cozy little house, BOOM! Your blocks are suddenly replaced with exploding pigs.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality, come join us on our server. But be warned, once you take a nap here, you may never want to wake up!

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NapTimeCraft

brother, Awesome, Chill, NapTimeCraft, sibling

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu? Go for it! How about building a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the ducks take pills for fun! That’s right, take the duck pill and watch as your Minecraft world transforms into a psychedelic wonderland of colors and craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than lil’ bro himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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