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TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5490	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Animals Bred:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	2

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	89	Mines Excavated:	3437
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5405	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2893
Animals Bred:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Star Shards Collected:	221
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5172

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1330	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!

Come survive the vanilla chaos at sVanilla Survival – An Peanut Butter & Jelly free zone!

authentic, Axes, bow, BUTTER, Chaos, Clients, Community, Conquer, Creavity, Destruction, east, Economy, Exploration, free, hacked, jelly, Monuments, peanut, Piston, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, SURVIVE, Svanilla, sword, testament, tradition, tree farms, Usa, Vanilla, Zone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Votes:	3664
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.

FAQ:

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.

– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.

– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.

– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.

– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.

– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.

Can I use hacked clients on sVanilla?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Is crystal PvP allowed on the server?

No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.

Are there economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.

Does the map reset on sVanilla Survival?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.

What are the world border limitations on sVanilla Survival?

The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.