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LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Spears Created:	28

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

#announcement, anticipation, Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, Crafty, decision, election, Future, hopeful, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Political process, Politics, Presidency, presidential campaign, presidents, public opinion, Server, Steves, strategy, Time, Trail, Waiting

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

#14hourBroadcast, #CrossRegionDataCenterTravelTest, #FinalFantasyFans, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #GamingCommunity, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, collaboration, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, Edition, endwalker, freecompanies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, mmorpg, OnlineGaming, promotionalsite, Resources, xivg

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, confusion, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, lost job, lottery ticket, mental health, neet habits, porn, secrecy, Steves, sudden wealth, suicidal thoughts, unemployed, unemployment, video games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

Astrophysics, blocks, bunch, cosmic evolution, cosmic origins, cosmic significance, cosmology, Cosmos, Crafty, Existence, iron abundance, iron creation, iron production, scientific discovery, scientific explanation, Scientific inquiry, scientific perspective, scientific reasoning, Scientific theory, space exploration, universal existence, universal purpose, Universe, universe formation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

America, AUTHORITY, China, Competition, control, CREEPERS, DOMINANCE, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, global politics, hegemony, influence, international relations, Murica, national pride, power, strength, Submission, SUPERPOWER, Supremacy, world power, YeehawCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

Backlash, blocky, controversy, cover, Drama, Edition, fanbase, female vtuber, gossip, hololive, holostar, Mods, official boyfriend, Online Community, pairing, Private Lives, QUEENS, relationships, Rumors, speculation, Virtual idol, Vtuber, wiki bios

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

#pikachu, anger management, animated characters, calling the police, Communication, Confrontation, edited, edited Pikachu, Etiquette, fictional creatures, Frustration, illegal, law enforcement, mad, meets, Minecraft, online interaction, PixelPikaCraft, Police, Responding, response, social media, stat block

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!