Minecraft SMP – The First Descendant General – The Blocky Chronicles

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	141

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In Season One, we had epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground disco party (shh, don’t tell the mods). Our TFD Tools and Pattern Suggester will blow your mind with suggestions you never knew you needed. Need resources? Check out our Resource Doc for tips on Void Shard Farming and Vault Spots that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our Module Combination Percentages will have you creating the most OP gear in all of Minecraft. And if you’re a completionist, our Record Locations guide will help you track down every last collectible.

Join us on this wild ride and become a legend on our server. Download now and start your adventure on the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty Descendant Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	995569
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2756	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener (unless it’s been blown up by TNT, of course).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a zombie chicken riding a pig. Need resources? We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to explore mysterious void shards and uncover ancient vault spots? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it he once built a pixel art of Steve using only dirt blocks. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Just watch out for those prankster villagers – they love to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

Crafty Descendant Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5593	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From fighting dragons with rubber chickens to building a castle made entirely out of cheese, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive tools and patterns that will blow your mind. Want to farm void shards while riding a unicorn? We’ve got you covered. Need module data for your next epic quest? We’ve got that too!

And let’s not forget about our vault spots that are so secret, even the Illuminati can’t find them. Plus, our module combination percentages are so random, you’ll never know what you’ll get!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/tfdg/ – The First Descendant General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! In Season One, we had players battling it out for the coveted Void Shard, which holds unimaginable power. Want to get your hands on one? Join now and start farming those Void Shards like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Module Data system that will blow your mind. Combine different modules to create insane combinations and dominate the competition. Don’t believe us? Check out our Module Combination Percentages and see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have hidden Vault Spots scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all and claim the treasures hidden within? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But be warned, the competition is fierce. Players are racing to find all the Record Locations and complete the ultimate challenge. Will you be the one to come out on top and be crowned the First Descendant?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now and start your epic adventure. Follow us on Twitter for all the latest news and updates. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Join now or forever hold your diamonds! #VoidShardOrBust #MinecraftMadness

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	850
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

Vote4Prez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Forget about the real world politics, join our Minecraft SMP where the only president you need to worry about is the president of the Chicken Army! That’s right, our server is ruled by a fierce chicken who wears a crown made of diamonds and commands an army of feathered warriors. Will you join forces with the Chicken Army or will you dare to challenge their rule? The fate of the server is in your hands, so choose wisely and may the clucks be ever in your favor!

VirginCraft20+

VirginCraft20

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Votes:	431
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and battle against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic dance battles with the villagers. And for those brave souls who dare to venture into the Nether, beware of the disco-loving zombie pigmen who will challenge you to a dance-off for your soul!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

KalugaCraft: Mi-28 Mayhem!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut and taming some wolves, when BAM! A freakin’ Mi-28 Attack Helicopter comes crashing down right next to you! And get this, the crew inside? They’re all like, “Join our server or perish!” So, obviously, you gotta join because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by ghost helicopter pilots, am I right? Plus, they promised to give everyone a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. So, like, come join us before the helicopter ghosts haunt you forever or something, lol!

MuscleCraft: Defeat the Fat Bosses

Bosses, Defeat, fat, MuscleCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we flex our muscles and avoid alzheimer’s and parkinson’s like the plague! we got 412,691 players who have been playing for 9 years straight, building muscles and avoiding diseases like bosses. forget about those belly fat losers, we only accept players with biceps of steel and abs of diamonds. join us now and become a disease-fighting warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

TideSMP

Adventure, BUILD, camaraderie, collaborate, Community, creativity, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, Experience, Explore, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, newcomers, PvP, seasoned players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TideSMP, Unique, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

TideSMP is a dynamic Minecraft server offering a unique survival multiplayer experience. With a vibrant community, custom plugins, and exciting events, players can explore, build, and collaborate. TideSMP fosters creativity and camaraderie, making it the perfect place for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join the adventure today!

play.tidesmp.net:30008

ekr!smp: The only place where creepers have social anxiety, sheep are fashionistas, and zombies have unionized

anxiety, BUILD, Chill, commands, Communication, CREEPERS, Discord, ekrsmp, fashionistas, form, Friends, Fun, International, Join, Language, Multilingual, Place, Practice, Private, Roleplay, Seasons, Server, Sheep, Sitting, smp, Social, SURVIVE, unionized, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Mines Excavated:	4204	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10

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ekr!smp Minecraft Server

Overview:

ekr!smp is a small, private, international Minecraft SMP server. We focus on providing a simple and chill gaming experience for our players. Here are some key features:

Features
Premium plugin that adds beautiful season changes into the game
PlasmoVoice mod for easy communication
Utilities like sitting on stairs, /sit, /lay commands and night skips
No griefing and killing without consent – we are a very chill SMP!

Server is multilingual, so that could be a great opportunity to learn a new language or practice your speaking skills. Survive, create beautiful builds, roleplay, communicate, make new friends and just have fun!

How to join:

To join, please join our Discord server and fill out a form to get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/8jYrgKNaFr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft player?	Yes, our server is open to both premium and non-premium players.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
How often are the season changes in the game?	The season changes occur periodically, adding variety to the gameplay experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only with the consent of the other player to ensure a friendly gaming environment.

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

BreadCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to Kik Bread, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kik Bread and immediately found themselves surrounded by talking bread loaves. Yes, you heard that right, talking bread loaves! These loaves were hilarious and kept cracking jokes while helping the player build the most epic castle made entirely out of bread. And guess what? The castle could fly! That’s right, a flying bread castle!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. They dance, they sing, and they even have a potato DJ spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on the magical unicorns that roam the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch them.

So come join us at Kik Bread for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll come across next!

ExtinctGamerMC SMP

action games, Basebuilding, bring back, challenge, citybuilders, dungeon management, Extinct Gaming genres, ExtinctGamerMC, fan missions, Gaming, god games, immersive sims, inspirations, MOBA, Rts, smp, stealth games, The Dark Mod, thief, Timeline, Trve Immersive Sims

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8599
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4685
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living in the worst timeline but still having a blast! Join us for God games where you can create and destroy cities with ease, but watch out for unexpected challenges that will test your skills.

Ever wanted to manage dungeons like a boss? Well, now’s your chance! Dive into the world of Dungeon Management and show off your strategic skills in a whole new way. It’s like DOTA, but with a twist that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Stealth games are all the rage here, with mandatory stealth sections that will keep you on your toes. Embrace your inner ninja and sneak your way to victory in epic missions that will test your patience and cunning.

Immersive Sims may not be a real genre, but who cares? Dive into a world of immersive experiences that will inspire you to create your own genre of games. It’s like stepping into a whole new reality where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s bring back the best games from the past in a whole new, outrageous way!

IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, banned, control, controversial, crime, enforcement, Ethics, Government, illegal, IllegalButShouldBe, Justice, Laws, legislation, Minecraft, morality, Prohibited, punishment, regulations, Restricted, smp, society

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rules and no fun? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they may look cute and cuddly, but they will protect our base at all costs.

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted shovels. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take part in our weekly “illegal building competition” where players compete to see who can build the most outrageous and rule-breaking structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional run-in with the server police), then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary outlaw of our server.

RespawnGodStats

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Afterlife, death, destiny, Eternity, fulfillment, GOD, Gratitude, impressive stat, introspection, judgment, Legacy, life stats, Memories, purpose, Reflection, RespawnGodStats, SELF AWARENESS, Soul, spirituality

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	89	Alien Abductions:	3

So you just respawned in this crazy Minecraft world and God is like, “Hey, check out your life stats, bro!” And you’re like, “Oh snap, what’s my most impressive stat?” And God is like, “Well, you’ve died 69 times, but hey, at least you’ve mined over 420 diamonds! That’s some serious bling bling, my dude!”

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger, which gives you unlimited food but also makes you fart rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to do a sick parkour jump. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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