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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3160 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3860 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
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