BarebonesMP: The Vanilla Server for Adults Only (No Kids Allowed, Seriously)

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

BareBonesMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/ascension-survival/">Minecraft Server</a>

BareBonesMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP: play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link: https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap: https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website: https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith and Structory for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on August 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
Be Respectful and kind to other members
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

”14 Y/O’s Stupid Minecraft Server”

14 years old, acting strange, Anonymity, Gaming Community, gaming habits, Having Fun, Identity, Minecraft, online behavior, online experiences, online gaming, online identity, online persona, personal growth, playing online video games, pretending to be a girl, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social interactions, stupid, virtual world, yos..

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8793
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of pretending to be someone you’re not in online games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where everyone is encouraged to be their weirdest, most outrageous selves.

Imagine a world where you can be a talking unicorn riding a flying pig, while battling against a horde of zombie chickens. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a dance party every Friday night with DJ Creepers spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join us now and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may even discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SuomiSquad Minecraft SMP: The Finns’ Folly

#Finns, Behavior, Communication, culture, customs, Explaining, finland, FINNISH, Folly, heritage, History, Identity, Language, long tail, Minecraft, national pride, Nordic, people, Scandinavia, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, SuomiSquad, Traditions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	416	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	97	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because on this server, we have a group of Finnish players who are up to some shenanigans that will leave you scratching your head!

Join us if you want to witness Finnish players building giant saunas in the middle of the ocean, riding polar bears into battle, and creating pixel art of famous Finnish landmarks like the Moomin Valley.

But that’s not all! Our Finnish players have a secret underground bunker where they hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, and if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see what the Finnish players have been up to. Just be prepared to answer some tough questions about why they do the things they do!

BrotherlyGrudge Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, brother, BrotherlyGrudge, class disruption, college, derailed life, family, guidance counselor, high school, homelessness, kicked out, mad, Minecraft, misunderstanding, music equipment, parents, personal property, Resentment, Server, smoking weed, unresolved conflict, Upset

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and facing homelessness? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been kicked out by their parents for ridiculous reasons like smoking weed or wanting to retrieve their own belongings.

Join us and let go of the past, just like how you can let go of all your worries while playing on our server. Build your dream home, explore new worlds, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being misunderstood by family members.

Don’t let your little brother’s grudge hold you back from enjoying life to the fullest. Come join us and create a new story for yourself, one where you are the hero of your own journey. Who needs a house key when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

DoggyDineDenial

aita, Asshole, bar, Call, Ditched, dog, DoggyDineDenial, Friends, idiot, indoors, LAUGHING, night, Plans, REJECTED, RESERVATION, Restaurant, small dogs, Upscale, upscale steakhouse, wasted time, Weirdo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7805	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of being denied entry to fancy restaurants because you brought your pet dinosaur with you? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where all creatures are welcome, no matter how big or small!

Imagine a world where you can dine at a virtual steakhouse with your pet dragon by your side, no questions asked. No more awkward phone calls with friends explaining why your T-Rex couldn’t come in for dinner.

Don’t be like the guy who got ditched by his friend for bringing his dogs to a restaurant, be a part of our server where everyone is free to bring their wildest companions along for the adventure. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting players and their crazy pets? Join now and unleash the madness!

RIP ChattingCraft SMP

ChattingCraft, Closure, Communication, coping, death, emotional, family, Farewell, final words, Goodbye, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, last moments, Loss, love, Memories, regret, relationships, Remembrance, RIP, smp, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	1906
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even the mobs can’t stop laughing! Join us for epic build battles, crazy pranks, and unforgettable moments. Who needs therapy when you have our server to lift your spirits? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even the ghosts of players past can’t resist coming back for one more laugh! Join now and prepare to die… of laughter!

CraftyCaffeineBoost

alertness, balance, Breakfast, caffeine boost, coffee, CraftyCaffeineBoost, energy drinks, Exercise, Focus, healthy alternatives, hydration, Lifestyle, long-lasting energy, Matcha, morning routine, natural energy, nutrition, productivity, Sleep, tea, wellness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Looking for a wild ride in the virtual world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more energy than a creeper on a sugar rush, so say goodbye to boring energy drinks and hello to non-stop fun and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Need a caffeine boost to keep up with the chaos? No problem! Our server is powered by a secret potion that will have you bouncing off the walls in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

UkrainianLandGrab Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, UkrainianLandGrab

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Crops Grown:	6986

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the ukrainian forces are dominating like never before! we have captured more land than russia has in ukraine in just one week! it’s like a virtual war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of tanks and soldiers. join us for the ultimate battle for supremacy and see if you can conquer as much land as the ukrainians! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for victory!

HostageCraft: Hamas Edition

breaking news, Conflict, Edition, extremist group, Hamas, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage negotiation, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageCraft, international news, kills, MIDDLE EAST, News, spokesman, terror group, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, Wounds

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af! We got creepers blowin’ up left n right, zombies chasin’ ya everywhere, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics! But wait, there’s more – our admin team is like the Avengers, always savin’ the day and makin’ sure everyone has a blast!

And get this, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – diamonds, emeralds, you name it! But be careful, there’s a rumor goin’ around that a creeper army is guardin’ it, so you better bring your A-game!

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server breathin’ fire on anyone who tries to mess with us? Yeah, we’re basically the badasses of Minecraft.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turnin’ back. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome!

BurpCraftFartLand

Behavior, bodily functions, BurpCraftFartLand, burps, code-switching, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Diversity, Etiquette, farts, funny habits, humor, Language, linguistic diversity, Manners, social behavior, social customs, Social Interaction, social norms, taboo

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A BUNCH OF FOLKS WHO CODE-SWITCH THEIR BURPS AND FARTS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. IMAGINE WALKING AROUND AND HEARING SOMEONE BURP IN JAVA AND FART IN PYTHON. IT’S A WILD RIDE, FOLKS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WHO CAN DO THE MACARENA. WHY WOULD YOU WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT? COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER BURPING FARTING CODER.

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