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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1932 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
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