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CarbKillaCraft

Bifidobacterium, CarbKillaCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol impact, cholesterol levels, cholesterol management, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health study, high-fat diet, ketogenic diet, ketogenic lifestyle, ketogenic research, low carb diet, metabolic health, Microbiome, microbiota, nutrition, probiotics, weight loss

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	102	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1024
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	333197
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

So, like, come join our wacky Minecraft server, where we eat all the carbs and keep our gut bacteria happy! We don’t follow no stinkin’ diets here, just pure chaos and fun. Plus, our cholesterol levels are so high, we can practically fly in the game! Who needs Bifidobacterium when you can have a blast with us? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures ever!

AffinityMC

AffinityMC, balkan, Community, Fun, Good, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	275	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

AffinityMC is great Balkan Minecraft Survival Server which have fun and good community. If u want good Survival Server with good plugins, join our server and try, we think u gonna like it like our other players!

37.230.138.167:25620

ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Catch a Book, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, Events, exclusive bazaar, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, Server, signal search, Teaser, Trailer, Ultimate, undercover R&B, useful links, Zenless Gift, Zenless Launch, zenless zone zero, ZenlessCraft, zhu yuan

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6191
Votes:	4908	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and exclusive bazaars that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have Riot Suppressor Mark VI up for grabs, so get ready to cause some chaos in style. And if you’re feeling a bit tired from all the mining, join our “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event to recharge and keep the fun going.

And the best part? We have redeemable codes that will give you even more crazy items to play with. Use them wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP

#youtube, armpit smell, bad smell, body odor, embarrassing smell, EmmyMade, EmmyStinks, extreme smell, extreme stink, foot fetish, foot odor, foot smell, funky armpits, funky feet, Minecraft, odor fetish, overpowering odor, smelly armpits, smelly feet, smp, stinky armpits, stinky feet, subscription

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	183
New Chunks Explored:	351319	Players Killed by Monsters:	290
Magic Items Found:	7575	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!

StepSisNoHouse4U

blended families, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial contributions, generational homes, house ownership, housing decisions, Inheritance, living arrangements, personal boundaries, property disputes, Respect, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, step siblings, StepSisNoHouse4U

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Emeralds Found:	9642
Divine Spears Created:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: a house torn down and rebuilt for biohard reasons, family members fighting over who gets to live in it, and a step sister who will stop at nothing to kick you out. Will you be able to defend your tiny 2 bedroom cottage from the clutches of your step sister who cares more about her horses than her own child?

But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments, shady deals, and outrageous demands as you navigate through the chaos of family dynamics gone wrong. Will you be able to stand your ground and protect what is rightfully yours, or will you succumb to the pressure and give in to the madness?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!

BookWorm SMP

all-time favorite, avid reader, best book, Book Club, book lover, book recommendations, bookworm, classic literature, contemporary literature, favorite book, Fiction, literary masterpiece, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, reading list, smp, storytelling, top reads

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1356	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!

Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?

So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!

Blockbuster Revolution

blockbuster, changed everything, critical juncture, defining moment, game changer, groundbreaking moment, historical milestone, History, impactful event, important moment, influential event, key moment, momentous occasion, paradigm shift., pivotal moment, revolution, revolutionary event, significant event, transformative event, transformative moment, turning point, world-changing event

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

The most important moment in history that changed everything was when our Minecraft server was created! Legend has it that when the first block was placed, a magical portal opened up and transported players to a world filled with endless possibilities and epic adventures.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles in the sky with rainbow-colored blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, battle evil mobs with a diamond-studded sword, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Trust us, this server is the most epic thing to happen since the invention of the creeper.

KurskControl Minecraft Server

aggression, Briefing, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Donbass region, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk border, KurskControl, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we fight epic battles like da Ukraine war but wit blocks and pickaxes! Russia be like “we do not control Kursk border” but on dis server, we control EVERYTHING! build giant walls, make alliances, betray ur friends, it’s all fair game here! Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, but shhh don’t tell anyone! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!

YTBlockedInRussiaCraft

#youtube, Access, blocked, Censorship, Communication, International, internet, Media, News, ONLINE, OUTAGE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, streaming, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Video, video sharing, YTBlockedInRussiaCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian youtube cuz apparently da real youtube has stopped working in russia lmao. we got crazy redstone contraptions dat will blow ur mind like da russian government blew up da internet. join now and be part of da revolution, comrades! da only place where u can watch cat videos and build giant statues of putin at da same time. hurry before da kremlin shuts us down too! #russiayoutubeproblems #minecraftrevolution #putiniswatching

SugarRushCraft 2021

“Youth, 185 countries, 1990, 2018, Analysis, Boys, children, Consumption, dietary habits, education, Girls, global health, Lifestyle, nutrition, parents, research, sugar-sweetened beverages, SugarRushCraft, teens, trends, urban residents

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!