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MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Community, Social Issues, social justice, minority rights

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is where Jewish activity is finally going mainstream! That’s right, you can build your very own synagogue and have epic bar mitzvah parties with all your friends!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a crazy storyline where Indian hate is pushed globally, drowning out everything else. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. So come join us and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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VisualNovelMaster meets JRPGWarrior in Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, JRPGs, Anime, fanfiction, crossover

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building dirt huts and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Visual Novel characters as Masters and JRPG characters as Servants, all duking it out in epic battles for supremacy.

Imagine Saber from Fate/stay night teaming up with Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club to take on a horde of creepers. Or how about Kirito from Sword Art Online facing off against Yuri from Tales of Vesperia in a PvP showdown?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Gifts4Grief

Gesture, bulky, America, Gifts, Surprise

Join our Minecraft server and receive a free virtual wallet that you’ll never use just like OP’s real-life situation! Our server is full of surprises, just like A’s unexpected gift-giving skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a use for it in the virtual world where carrying around bulky items is totally acceptable. Plus, if you’re the forgotten one when it comes to gifts, our server will make sure you feel appreciated with endless treasures and surprises. Don’t be like OP, join our server and embrace the wallet life!

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PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

pharmaceuticals, Prescription, Minecraft, PillPopper420, side effects

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

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CraftyApocalypse

human extinction, technological singularity, planetary destruction, climate change, extinction event

Are you tired of worrying about the end of the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom! Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Will humanity survive? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to find out! So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to save the world…or at least your virtual one!

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BoomCraft: Red Sea Rebels

instability, Video, red, SECURITY, Conflict

Yo, so like, on this crazy Minecraft server, we got Houthi rebels planting bombs on tankers and causing chaos in the Red Sea. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in our virtual world! Join us for some explosive adventures and help us prevent an oil spill disaster with your mad building skills. Plus, who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures while you’re at it. So come on, join the madness and let’s save the day together!

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ArcticAntibioticsCraft

new antibiotics, antibiotic resistance, pharmaceuticals, research, natural products

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got antibiotics from ARCTIC MICROORGANISMS, like whaaaat?! Our players are so OP they can fight off any infection in the game with these crazy new drugs. Plus, our actinobacteria mobs drop rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and become the ultimate antibiotic warrior!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Story, Minecraft, Dungeons, role playing, Lore

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and a sprinkle of chaos – just like a soap opera, but with creepers!

Imagine a world where players are divided into factions, each vying for control of the land. Will you be a noble knight fighting for justice, or a mischievous rogue causing mayhem wherever you go? The choice is yours!

But beware, for there is a hidden war brewing within the server. Rumor has it that a secret society is plotting to overthrow the current rulers and seize power for themselves. Will you uncover their sinister plans, or will you join forces with them for your own gain?

Join us now and embark on a quest like no other. Build magnificent structures, battle fearsome monsters, and forge alliances with fellow players. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! But remember, it’s all in good fun – just don’t take it too seriously, or you might find yourself falling down a rabbit hole of memes and madness. See you in the game!

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EuroTrashMinecraftSMP

Colonialism, Evolution, anthropology, genetics, social constructs

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and civil? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your virtual world? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and become part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and goodness is a foreign concept. Our players are known for their outrageous antics and insane shenanigans. From building giant statues of themselves to starting massive pranks that will leave you in stitches, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, for not everyone can handle the madness that comes with being a part of our SMP. Are you up for the challenge? Can you survive the insanity and come out on top? Join us now and find out if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where civility and goodness are nothing but distant memories.

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BlockyBoo’s Minecraft Server

racial insensitivity, Workplace party, Costume choice, Monkey tail, cultural appropriation

Hey there, Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is run by Racey The Racist (27M) himself! Don’t worry, he’s not actually racist, just a big fan of Dragon Ball.

Join our server for a Halloween party like no other! Dress up as your favorite anime character, whether they’re from Japan or outer space. We don’t discriminate against aliens with monkey tails here!

But beware, if you show up in a costume that’s too “racially” insensitive, you might just get reported to HR. And trust us, you don’t want to mess with our HR department – they’ve got a great sense of humor and a zero-tolerance policy for actual racism.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone takes their costume too seriously.

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