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  • PainCraft: Ouch Edition

    PainCraft: Ouch Edition
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8635
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 New Chunks Explored: 709378
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

    MeatAssaults Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3687
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

    imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

    VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4511
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Runes Activated: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomGonePhoneGrief

    MomGonePhoneGrief
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1578
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Emeralds Found: 2551 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

    PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7021
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3483 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

    Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4626
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

    Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    About Noah’s Ark SMP

    Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

    How to Get Whitelisted

    To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

    1. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
    2. Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
    3. Submit Your Application: Please include:
      • Your in-game name
      • Your favorite activity in Minecraft
      • Interests outside of Minecraft
      • What you’re looking for in an SMP server

    Mods to Enhance Your Experience

    Mod Description
    Create Plus most of the additions
    Thermal Expansion
    Distant Horizons (optional)
    Farmer’s Delight
    StorageDrawers
    Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
    Serene Seasons
    Twilight Forest
    JourneyMap (no teleports)
    Performance Mods

    Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

    Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

    1. No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
    2. Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
    3. Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
    4. PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

    Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

    UnstableCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 393
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

    FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4792
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

    But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkySibsCraft

    ChunkySibsCraft
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7247
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 270 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

    ColorMeMine Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 4090
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5117
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Love Letters Sent: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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