Republican MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

JDVanceFanatic_MC_SMP

CONSERVATIVE, Politics, American dream, Working class, controversial

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with political debates, conspiracy theories, and questionable memes.

We have a special faction called “The Vance Gang” where we debate whether JD Vance is a hero or a villain. Will you join the fight for justice or chaos?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Cave” where players can unleash their inner troll and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Just be prepared for the consequences because things can get pretty wild in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

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JD’s L Minecraft Server

prediction, election, JDs, harris, CONSERVATIVE

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world drama? Look no further than our server where Harris wins every time! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of politics and dive into a world where Harris is the ultimate champion. Plus, rumor has it that women flock to this server because of Harris’s irresistible charm – you won’t want to miss out on all the fun! Join now and let the hilarity ensue as we embark on crazy adventures in a world where Harris reigns supreme.

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CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server

CNPA, right wing, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, nationalist, movement

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here at Redshirts = Redhats, we pride ourselves on our unique brand of insanity. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to challenge the Ender Dragon using nothing but red hats as armor. And you know what? They actually defeated the dragon! Ever since then, we’ve been known as the Redhats, a fearless group of warriors who fear nothing, not even a blocky dragon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of karate. So if you ever find yourself in a llama fight, you better watch out because those fluffy creatures pack a mean punch.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room, where diamonds rain from the sky and enchanted golden apples grow on trees. It’s like a Minecraft dream come true!

So come join us at Redshirts = Redhats, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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VanceCraft: Euro Fears & TrumpLaughs

European fears, Government, Europe, Pick, concerns

come join our minecraft server where JD Vance is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon to take over the world! he’s using his pickaxe to mine for diamonds and obsidian to build a portal to the Nether where he plans to unleash chaos on the entire server! but don’t worry, you can join us and help stop him by building epic fortresses and battling against his evil minions! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted sword that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into chickens! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and save the world from JD Vance’s evil plans!

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CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

election, America’s Hitler, Democracy, Presidency, debate

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

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ResignCraft Minecraft Server

Server, power, breaking news, policy, joe biden

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

black man, American, trump, shills, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, Government, Voting, united states

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”

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JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

Democracy, election, Government, America, opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

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EcoGOP: Crafting a Greener Future

REPUBLICAN, Beliefs, Greener, republican party, gop

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

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