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TrumpCraft2020
Imagine a Minecraft server where Trump is actually a candidate for president…of the server! That’s right, he’s running for mayor of our virtual world and promising to build a giant wall around the spawn point to keep out any griefers or creepers. Join now to see if he can actually make Minecraft great again! -
Cheney4DemsCraft
If an oracle told you in 2004 that 20 years later Dick Cheney would vote for a Democratic president, you’d probably think they were smoking some enchanted mushrooms. But hey, crazier things have happened, just like on our Minecraft server! Join us and witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties. Who knows, maybe even Dick Cheney will log on and start building a peace garden with Obama. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures this side of the Nether! -
Nate’s Trump-Winning Minecraft Server
Come join our Minecraft server where our guy Nate thinks Trump will win! Why should you join? Well, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where Nate has built a shrine dedicated to Trump’s victory. Rumor has it that if you pray to the shrine while wearing a MAGA hat, you’ll get unlimited diamonds! Plus, our server has a mini-game where you can reenact the 2016 election by throwing virtual emails at your opponents. So come on over and see if Nate’s predictions come true! Who knows, maybe Trump will even make a surprise appearance in the game… ππΊπΈ #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain -
CraftyTrumpServer
Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, President Trump himself is building a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies! That’s right, Trump is live right now in Glendale, AZ constructing the most beautiful and luxurious wall you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Join our server and witness the magic unfold as Trump tweets about his epic building skills on TruthSocial and his personal website. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to play on the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #BuildThatWall #TrumpTowerInMinecraft -
BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! -
CraftyJew Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
MemeCraft Server: Trumped Out
Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the real world and dive into a wacky, wild Minecraft server where anything goes? Look no further than our server, where meme magic reigns supreme! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging annoying orange faggots and their billionth campaign run. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme magic begin! -
TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)
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Trump’s Blocky Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our server admin is so dedicated to this country that he actually took a bullet for you! Can you believe it? He’s like a real-life superhero, but in Minecraft form.Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire while being protected by someone who would literally take a bullet for you. Who needs bodyguards when you have a Minecraft admin like that?
Plus, rumor has it that in 2024, our admin is planning a massive fireworks display to celebrate the server’s prosperity. You won’t want to miss it – it’s going to be the most epic Minecraft party ever!
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where even the NPCs have political opinions! This server is so crazy, you might even have visions of famous politicians like Trump telling you to join. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have political prophecies instead? Come join us and see what other outrageous things await you in this wacky world!