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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2115 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!