🍆💦Reporters Without Borders Minecraft Servers

MatchCraft Server

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

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so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

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so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafting High

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party 24/7, man! We got more people on drugs than u can even imagine, like we got creepers smokin’ dat good stuff and zombies trippin’ on shrooms. It’s a wild ride, bro!

And let me tell ya, our diamond mines are LIT AF. Like, you won’t believe the bling you can find down there. We even got a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust a move to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is INSANE. We got players fighting each other with enchanted swords and potions that make ’em fly. It’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be ready to have your mind blown, dude. Let’s get weird!

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll inherit is FUN! forget about that boring real life stuff, on our server you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. plus, we have a special feature where if your minecraft mom has symptoms of alzheimer’s disease, you’ll find extra rare diamonds in the game! it’s like a genetic jackpot, baby! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some serious adventure on our server. who needs real life when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? let’s goooooo!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our Vanilla edition is so wild, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper on a trampoline!

Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the craziest creations and mods that will blow your mind! Previous players have reported seeing flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a diamond armor-wearing chicken riding a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will have you crafting like a pro in no time. Need help? No worries, just check out our helpful links and you’ll be building epic structures in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your meme investments flopping faster than a fish out of water? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate meme investment platform! Our memes are so fire, they’ll make Elon Musk jealous. From Doge to Pepe, we’ve got it all covered. And the best part? Our memes never dump, they only moon! Join our server now and watch your meme portfolio skyrocket to the moon and beyond. Who needs SOL and BASE when you can invest in memes on our server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a meme millionaire!

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3426
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	4782
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4423
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mines Excavated:	2806
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	108

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Projections Made:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	96	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Groundbreaking Reporters Without Borders Minecraft Servers

MatchCraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyDisappointments

Stats November 22, 2024

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

Stats November 22, 2024

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafting High

Stats November 22, 2024

MomCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

FinalKraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mines Excavated:	1721
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Alien Abductions:	5

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2