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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 937 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 332 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.