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Crafty Crackers

aggravating, ANNOYING, bothersome, crackers, Crafty, Disappointment, exasperating, Frustration, infuriating, irksome, IRRITATING, maddening, not again, repeat offense, Tiresome, troublesome, vexing, white bros, white bros again, white bros troubles, white brothers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	495
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8658	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4118	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	3791	Magic Items Found:	4024
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1066	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!