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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5232 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
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