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KidneyCraft: Where the only thing hurting more than your kidneys is your laughter!

addiction, alcohol, Body, consequences, discomfort, Drinking, habits, health, hurting, hydration, inflammation, kidney problems, KidneyCraft, kidneys, Laughter, Lifestyle, Medical, Moderation, Organ, Pain, renal, self-care, URINARY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your kidneys hurt from sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your kidney pain! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop fun that will have you saying, “Who needs kidneys when you have this server?!” So come on, join us and let’s make some kidney-aching memories together!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	2604
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

Adventure, becoming, big, CREEPERS, dream family, Excited, family, family life, Future, Hope, Join, man, MomCraft, Mother, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nice, parenting, Slowly, traditional family, traditional roles, traditional values, tradtional, tradwife, urge, Wild, worries

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Towns Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	886	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	7047
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	668

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

enter, FCKED, fuck, funny names, google meet, ksh-wkpq-rbx, Meet, Meeting, Minecraft, room, Server, thatcher, Thatchers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Character customization, CraftyCreeperz, Dungeons, endgame content, exciting gameplay, Exploration, FANTASY, FFXIV, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming Community, In-game Events, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, patch updates, player community, role-playing game, Server, Square Enix, Story-Driven

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4700	Star Shards Collected:	98
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

#gamer, chick, Crafty, cultural norms, Embrace, feminine, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Karens, loyalty, race betrayal, racial dynamics, racial identity, racial loyalty, racial pride, racial stereotypes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, trad, Traditional, traditional femininity, traditional values, White, white women, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3256	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	1606	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1266

Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

anatomy, biology, body positivity, Cell, ClitCraft, Clitoris, education, empowerment, female empowerment, feminism, gender equality, physiology, POWERHOUSE, reproductive health, reproductive system, Science, sexual anatomy, sexual health, sexual pleasure, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dimension Hops:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5653	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

animation, Anime, anime culture, anime girl’s, APPEAL, character design, collide, COSPLAY, Craft, cute, Entertainment, Fan Service, Fandom, FANTASY, Female Characters, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, Manga, Otaku, pixels, pop culture, waifu, waifus

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Votes:	515
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Creepers in Russia

Architecture, art, city, Contemporary, CREEPERS, culture, History, home, Kremlin, landmarks, Moscow, museums, nightlife, Red Square, russia, Russian cuisine, shopping, SightSeeing, Traditional, travel, urban living

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!