New Minecraft Servers 2025

remnant announcement Minecraft Servers

remnant announcement Minecraft Servers

  • HappyComplimentsMC SMP

    HappyComplimentsMC SMP
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1323
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Items Found: 2583
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

    Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBoozeBuster

    CraftyBoozeBuster
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6687
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9554
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

    anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

    so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

    CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 328
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 252 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 3839
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 368 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebateCraft Server

    DebateCraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1199
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisDopingCraft SMP

    SisDopingCraft SMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9939
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

    Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8178
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Mines Excavated: 4156
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

    Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

    BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2188
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Emeralds Found: 9695 Magic Items Found: 2928
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

    But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

    So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7866
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Star Shards Collected: 131 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

    Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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