reminder humor Minecraft Servers

reminder humor Minecraft Servers

  • Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!

    Arale’s Minecraft Beatdown: Where your favorite anime characters get wrecked!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7679
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

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    Are you tired of getting pummeled by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, Arale is here to save the day! That’s right, the pint-sized powerhouse from Dr. Slump is ready to kick some pixelated butt and protect you from any mob that dares to cross her path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a ride on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion? Just make sure to hold on tight and watch out for the zombie roller coaster attendants!

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, Arale could beat up your favorite anime character, so you better watch your back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 4453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5658
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Potions Brewed: 66 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6812
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 4

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    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3336
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 3295
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9724
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 4036
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Ores Mined: 7759
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8321
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Votes: 7688 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 329778 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1325
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 441
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezbollahHQBoomz

    HezbollahHQBoomz
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5387
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 6182
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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