Relocation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RoboCraft: Immigrant Edition – Where Did You Teleport From?

Foreign, Artificial Intelligence, Edition, Relocation, Teleport

Welcome to our out of this world Minecraft server, where even immigrant robots are welcome! Are you a robot looking to escape the monotony of your old server and start fresh in a new digital land? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a journey from your old server to our glitchy paradise, where the grass is always greener and the redstone flows like water. Say goodbye to your old server and hello to a whole new world of possibilities!

Experience mind-blowing culture shocks as you navigate through our server, filled with unique builds and crazy contraptions. You’ll never get over the insane standard of living we offer here – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

So why wait? Immigrate to our server today and see how it changes your beliefs, lifestyle, and even your binary soul. Who knows, you might just find a new home away from home in our wacky Minecraft world!

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Pixelated Peace Golf Club

pixelated, Yemen, Conflict Resolution, Stubborn, Peace

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!

Helsinki, Adventure, Finnish culture, Migration, expat life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, ridiculous challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new mining buddies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows that attract hungry creepers looking for a snack? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have dancing pigs that put on nightly performances, flying sheep that give you aerial tours of the server, and talking trees that offer valuable advice (mostly about how to avoid getting eaten by zombies).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unbelievable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: Join Now!

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ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

spanish language, tango, wine, CREEPERS, Relocation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

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ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

permanent residency, financial investment, residency process, blocky, living abroad

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

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Crafty McCraftFace: ‘Now Hear Me Out’ – where creepers fear to tread and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

Israel, Relocation, Tread, fear, Political

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a world where we play musical chairs with entire countries! Join us as we shuffle Israel and Taiwan around like a game of geopolitical hot potato. Who knew that all it took to avoid World War III was a little Minecraft magic? Join us now and be a part of the craziest server experience you’ll ever have!

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Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Adventure Land: Where ‘I am tired of my life’ turns into ‘I am living my best blocky life!’

blocky, england, tired of living, Living, tired of life

Are you tired of your boring life and looking for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Why move to Essex when you can join our server and experience the thrill of virtual block-building adventures?

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of virtual chess.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – a land where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to your boring life. Who needs Essex when you have a world of endless possibilities right at your fingertips?

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EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

travel, european union, Relocation, citizenship by investment, citizenship

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

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Blocktopia: The Land of Infinite Creepers

desert climate, CREEPERS, Departure, rainless, blocktopia

Tired of dealing with baguettes and berets in the Islamic Republic of Fr*nce? Say no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape to the sunny and rainless lands of Tucson, ARIZONA!

We’ve got cacti taller than the Eiffel Tower, mines deeper than the Louvre, and creepers scarier than a French mime on a bad day.

Join us for a wild ride filled with desert adventures, spicy tacos, and maybe even a showdown with a bandit riding a giant scorpion. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own towering cactus fortress?

So pack your virtual bags, leave the baguettes behind, and come join us in the wild west of Minecraft! Viva la Tucson! 🌵🌮🦂

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Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

Frustration, Xenophobia, international move, Irredeemable, Cultural differences

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

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