religitards

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking chickens. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn. But fear not, our brave player defeated the unicorn with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive mini-game where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, play soccer with creepers, and race against your friends on flying pigs. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. We are so back and we can’t wait to see you there!