Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	1319	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

Vanilla like your grandma’s ice cream, but with a modern twist! Join now for some pixelated fun on 1.21

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, cream, Daily login rewards, Discord, Dynmap, Fast Tree Cutting, Fun, Grandmas, Ice, java, Join, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft 1.21, MODERN, no pay to win, pixelated, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Twist, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Magic Items Found:	6551	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Modern Vanilla <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/english-premier-league-live/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Modern Vanilla Minecraft Server!

Features:

Land claiming:	Protect your builds from griefing with our easy-to-use land claim system.
Warps:	Travel quickly between player communities, shops, and events.
Voting rewards:	Earn ranks and exclusive items with your votes!
RTP (Random Teleport):	Explore new areas of the world with just one command.
Dynmap:	Explore the world with our dynamic map.
Marketplaces:	Buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency.
Daily login rewards:	Claim daily bonuses and rewards with /daily command.
Unique item sets:	Enhance your gameplay with special item sets.

Gameplay Enhancements:

Fast tree cutting:	Use stone axes or better to cut trees quickly.
Trade shop:	Purchase items you need using /shop command.
Spawner collection:	Collect spawners and customize them with mob eggs.
Auto chest sorting:	Keep your inventory neat with automatic chest sorting.

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy.

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

Server Information:

Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

Discord:

Join our Discord server

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, battle, courage, Crests, digidestined, Digimon, Digital Monsters, digivolve, Evolution, friendship, Fusion, legendary warriors., Mega Level, MetalGarurumon, Minecraft, Omnimon, PALS, Partners, PIXEL, Server, tag team, Ultimate, wargreymon

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Votes:	5399	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you ready to digivolve your Minecraft skills to the next level? Join our server where you can become part Wargreymon, part MetalGarurumon, and combine to form the epic OMNIMON! Take on creepers and zombies with the power of a digital monster fusion! Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner digi-warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now for a pixelated adventure like no other!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

aerospace games, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, machine building, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sveggcellent, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

ExWifeEviction Minecraft Server

alienation, allergic, Bond, Cats, Demand, Disrespect, Divorce, ex wife, ExWifeEviction, family, home, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, privacy, Protect, relationship, reunion, Server, Siblings, TOXIC, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	5440
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and epic showdowns? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family reunion gone wrong!

Imagine this: your ex-wife shows up demanding you get rid of your beloved cats just to see your kids. But wait, there’s more! Stand your ground and tell her to GTFO, all while your new wife stands by your side ready to throw down.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as your mom calls you the AH for protecting your son from toxic siblings. Who needs family counseling when you can just play Minecraft instead?

Join our server now for a wild ride of family feuds, cat lovers, and epic clapbacks. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Cheater’s Remorse: AITA?

accused of cheating, aita, boyfriend accusations, busy work environment, Cheaters, communication problems, emotional energy, facetime calls, hobbies and errands, lack of reassurance, lack of trust, long-distance relationship, new job, overnight calls, personal boundaries, relationship doubts, relationship dynamics, relationship strain, remorse, sudden accusations, trust issues, work from home

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	1794	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a boyfriend accusing his girlfriend of cheating out of nowhere, you never know what kind of crazy accusations will be thrown around in our virtual world.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like this relationship rollercoaster. Will you be accused of stealing someone’s diamonds or betraying your fellow players? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about losing interest or energy in reassuring others – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having a blast and enjoying the chaos. So come on in and see what kind of outrageous adventures await you!

CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	879	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

BalticBoomCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticBoomCraft, Damaged ship, emergency response, explosive cargo, hazardous materials, international incident, marine safety, maritime disaster, maritime security, military intervention, naval operations, navigation hazards, port authorities, risk assessment, Russian, safe harbour, salvage operations, shipping crisis, vessel distress

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	5006
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? There’s this totally wrecked ship floating in the Baltic Sea, and get this, it’s filled with crazy Russian explosives! But like, don’t worry, we’re not gonna blow up or anything, we just wanna find a safe harbor to chill in. And guess what? We turned that ship into the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us if you wanna build and survive in the most insane setting ever. We got exploding TNT everywhere, crazy Russian mobs running around, and even a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild server anywhere else. So come on board and let’s sail into the sunset together!

BlockyParkourCraft

Biomarkers, BlockyParkourCraft, bradykinesia, clinical subtypes, cognitive decline, data-driven analysis, Disease Progression, dopamine, dyskinesia, genetic factors, levodopa, longitudinal study, Motor Symptoms, movement disorder, multi cohort, neurodegenerative disease, neuroimaging, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, progression subtypes, tremors

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1718
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	60
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	4393	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to unlocking new progression subtypes in Parkinson’s disease! embark on a journey of discovery as you explore different cohorts and analyze data to uncover hidden mysteries.

why join, you ask? well, because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while simultaneously conducting groundbreaking research on neurodegenerative diseases?

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of our server, you will gain superhuman powers and be able to cure Parkinson’s with just a flick of your diamond sword. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer Parkinson’s one block at a time!

Blocky Content Creators Minecraft Server

924720105, blind awareness, blocky, collaboration, community council, CONTENT, content creators, Creators, disability advocacy, Editionprev, Entertainment, face blind, Gaming, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, Server, social media influencers, Streamers, support group, twitch, video creators, virtual community, Youtubers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of always being recognized in Minecraft? Do you long for a server where nobody knows who you are? Look no further than our server, where everyone suffers from face blindness! Join us for a hilariously confusing time as you try to figure out who is who in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be able to recognize anyone, not even your closest friends! So come on over and join the face blind community council edition server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared to never know who you’re talking to!

The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, coding, computer science, Development, efficiency, EXECUTION, FILTHY, Good, java, Jvm, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, programming, programming language, runtime, seethe, smp, software, software engineering, Technology, virtual machine, zoomers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

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