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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7006 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!