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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1122 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
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