relaxed checkout – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Crafty Scammy Mine
BETRAYAL, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, fabsol, fraud, fraud prevention, gamer community, Gaming, online gaming, online safety, online scam, report scam, scam alert, Scammed, Scammy, shimmer, Terraria, trust issues, Victim, virtual currency, virtual theft
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness
Africa, Apartheid, Boot, Claim, Colonials, Ending Apartheid, Israel, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Natives, NECK, Peaceful Transfer of Power, Propaganda, Safe, Safety, serious question, Settler Colony, south africa, Transfer of Power., Trust, white people, white supremacist
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!
Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!
And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

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Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!
ABEMA, BA tourney, booru, Crafty, Document, forms, FRIDAY, Join, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, MJG, MONDAY, registration, repo, riichi, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, tourney, TUESDAY
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!
#venting, 4chan, Abuse, Anonymity, attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boards, bored, Boring, Community, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Conversation, discussion, internet, Join, Minecraft, online culture, online forums, r9k, Server, social media, trolling, Wacky
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

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CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans
action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Cheap, CHEEKY, CraftyFarts, Dio Brando, Drama, FANTASY, Filthy Acts, Hirohiko Araki, japanese manga, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, popular series, power, Reasonable Price, Shenanigans, SHONEN, Stand User, Supernatural, Villain
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.
– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.
– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.
– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

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YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft
America, american culture, American dream, American heritage, american history, american identity, American spirit, American values, Democracy, home of the brave, INDEPENDENCE, Land of opportunity, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states, Usa, West, Wild, YeehawCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

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RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!
assimilation, Balkanites, bandits, Bars, Behavior, CreeperStealing, culture, Diversity, elitists, Etiquette, Food, foreigners, Friendly, hachiks, health, integration, Manners, neighbors, Obnoxious, restaurants, Rude, RussianCraft, russians, smoking, Stereotypes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.
Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.
Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

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TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
#youtube, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, ceres fauna, Cows, CREEPERS, Drool, Fauna, Fauna General, hololive, Media, member VODs, merch, merchandise, Outer Wilds Playlist, quest for quiet trees, rule, Schedule, social media, stream status, STREAMS, TreeHuggers, twitter, Videos
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.
2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!
3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?
4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

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Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game
Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!
Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

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CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated
Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?
Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

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