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NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	113
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crops Grown:	5310	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	407564	Emeralds Found:	7459

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	673
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	692	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	6393
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftMondayQuarterbacks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	2165
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	9854
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	7073

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got llamas that can do the macarena, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky).

our server is so lit that even historians are like, “dang, wish i could go back in time and play on that server.” they study our server like it’s the lost city of Atlantis, trying to figure out how we make the grass so green and the diamonds so sparkly.

if u join our server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to some sick beats. or maybe u’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to speak pig latin.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DuckbillCraft: 98% COVID-Free!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

So, like, this server is like the duckbill N95 of Minecraft servers, yo! It stops 98% of boring servers from infecting your gaming experience with lame gameplay and whack players. Join us if you want to be protected from the virus of boredom and have a lit time building, exploring, and battling with the coolest peeps around. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast like never before. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NailArtAnime – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ores Mined:	1173	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime fans and nail art enthusiasts! Join us and debate with fellow players on which anime character has the best painted nails – from Sailor Moon’s iconic red nails to Naruto’s flashy orange manicure, the possibilities are endless! And if you’re feeling extra creative, show off your own nail art skills by customizing your in-game character with the wildest designs imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Nailed it!”