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AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crops Grown:	5137
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	468	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	8808	Runes Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ores Mined:	3662
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ores Mined:	1585
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	994
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ores Mined:	6994
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution