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  • HouselessParents Minecraft Server

    HouselessParents Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9946
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Chimeras Created: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and independence! Just like this player’s parents, you won’t find yourself overstaying your welcome here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual home without the fear of unwanted guests rearranging your furniture or criticizing your lifestyle choices. Our community values privacy and respects boundaries, so you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any drama.

    Don’t let guilt-tripping relatives or overbearing parents ruin your gaming experience – on our server, you’re free to play and build without any unwanted interference. So come on in, claim your virtual plot of land, and let your creativity run wild. After all, family may stick together, but in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HandjobHavocCraft

    HandjobHavocCraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9607
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2467 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IcebergTippingPoint

    IcebergTippingPoint
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 691
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Farms Harvested: 807
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo listen up gamers, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server that’s hotter than a polar bear in a sauna? we got scientists up in here identifying new Antarctic ice sheet ‘tipping points’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.

    join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.

    come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7370
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crops Grown: 6746
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem

    CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6044
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JJGaming

    JJGaming
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3860
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.

    mc.jjgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedLine

    RedLine
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9160
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Redline This is an excellent server for playing both alone and with friends, here you can feel the unforgettable atmosphere of survival in the world of Minecraft, experience an unforgettable experience from the mechanics of the game on our server. We are waiting exactly for you!

    redline.mcmem.ru:25597

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server

    CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 430
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2390
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time with the pon, cute, hardworking artist mamma who also happens to be a pizza with french fries addict! Our Italian pink gatto will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics and epic building skills.

    Reasons to join: – Witness the chaos as our artist mamma tries to build a giant pizza with french fries monument in the middle of the server. – Participate in epic battles against hordes of evil mobs, led by the mischievous pink gatto. – Explore hidden underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by the legendary nonna who is definitely not old, but wise beyond her years. – Attend exclusive art streams where you can learn to draw like a pro from our talented artist mamma. – Join in on the fun as we recreate famous Italian landmarks in Minecraft, with a hilarious twist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG

    Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7321
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because LEGIT TOUGH GUY Kevin Nash is here to save the day! Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly Kevin Nash himself appears in the game, flexing his muscles and challenging you to a wrestling match. Join our server for the chance to battle it out with the one and only Kevin Nash in a virtual ring made of obsidian! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Kevin Nash once punched a creeper so hard it turned into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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